make you miss my wretched heart!!

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

I always recommend handwriting anything you have to remember (ex. test material) to cut down on overall study time

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

They call me Cracker Jack because I'm white and there's popcorn inside me.