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they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

Imagining a universe where Astarion is like a halfling or something and we’re all making posts like “if Astarion was an elf you guys would finally gaf about him”

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

2018 lebron could have done it

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

I kill your grandad's foes

They die incredible