for superfluous men

Soooo I need some man servants! Tumblr do ya thing!

relationship status? perfectly chummy

Chummy roommates or…just good chums?

Autistic 19th century dandy: my safe foods are Cornish game hen and malted milk

reframe your thinking. start using victorian language again. you’re not “chopped and broke” you’re “cursedly hard up”

Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.

I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

𝙴̽̐̊𝙶̽̐̊𝙰̽̐̊𝙳̽̐̊𝚂̽̐̊!̽̐̊ 𝙸̽̐̊𝚝̽̐̊ 𝚒̽̐̊𝚜̽̐̊ 𝚍̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚍̽̐̊𝚏̽̐̊𝚞̽̐̊𝚕̽̐̊𝚕̽̐̊𝚢̽̐̊ 𝚍̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚔̽̐̊ 𝚒̽̐̊𝚗̽̐̊ 𝚑̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊,̽̐̊ 𝚌̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚗̽̐̊ 𝚜̽̐̊𝚘̽̐̊𝚖̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊𝚘̽̐̊𝚗̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊ 𝚜̽̐̊𝚝̽̐̊𝚛̽̐̊𝚒̽̐̊𝚔̽̐̊𝚎̽̐̊ 𝚊̽̐̊ 𝚖̽̐̊𝚊̽̐̊𝚝̽̐̊𝚌̽̐̊𝚑̽̐̊?̽̐̊

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"