flavourful and spite ridged

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

A french one a friend sent me, we send each other pictures of doors for.... reasons.

The direct translation is "door out of use" and "just like us all", but the french word for "out of use" also means "doomed". So it would be something like "door doomed, just like us all".

Host : Well, your name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir!

Host : And your last name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir

(Audience laughter)

Host : Obu Obu

Woman, off screen : You should ask him what his middle name is

Obu : Steve not ready for that (2x) (incoherent audience laughter)

Host : You don't know how ready I am! (Audience laughs) As a matter of fact, we not doing a damn thing until we find out! (More laughter) What is your middle name, Obu?

Obu : It's Obu. (Louder audience laugh)

Host : Obu Obu Obu

Obu : Yes sir! ( Audience laugh) Gotta show some ID?

Host : (softer) now you gotta show them id. You got it on you?

Obu : So the process I go through, go on check that out!

Host : I'll be damn. (More audience laughter and clapping) Your-- who, who named you, Obu obu obu?

Obu : My father.

Host : Father still livin' ?

Obu, pointing off screen : Yes, sir, he's right up there. (audience claps) Yeeaaa my pops yeeeaaaaaa

(Host walks towards the camera and camera flips back n forth to reveal Obu's dad, followed by more audience laughing n clapping)

Host : Yeeaaa yeaa that's who I'm lookin for! (laughter) What's your name, sir?

Obu's dad bellows with echoey sound : Oo~obuu~

(More audience laughter)