Decay Era (Growth)

"I'm a knight searching for my prince" and "I'm a prince: where is my knight??" Fundamental misunderstanding of the dynamic. Mutual obsession and slavering sycophantry do not come pre-packaged; they must be forged whole cloth over a daunting series of quests and fantastical levels of danger that cleave you together until one cannot exist without the other.

Im becoming an everything abolishionist. 💥get rid of it all

Im becoming an everything abolishionist. 💥get rid of it all

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

this post is officially a decade old now

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

World Heritage.. Something

Advisor where 2 find sexy hot single knights looking 4 prince. Advisor show me single knights in my area. Advisor plan a trip to nearest jousting. Advisor bring forth my sluttiest linen shirt

to me, shilya are two big predator cats wrapped around eat other, biting each other's ears, purr-growling continuously, kneading flanks with claws out, blinking impossibly long eyelashes at each other, and sprawling in sun patches with their limbs and tails so intertwined you can't tell where one ends and the other begins.

it’s near the end of their honeymoon week and they’re lying together in the hotel bed. ilya’s head on shane’s chest while shane plays with ilya’s curls. ilya kiss on top of shane’s chest and asks “sweetheart, can we spend the day together here in the hotel room instead?” and shane looks at him and says “of course, my love” as he caresses ilya’s cheek. and they spend the morning with lazy, sloppy kisses and slow sex like they love. later they call room service to order breakfast and eat in bed. then they head straight to the bathroom to shower and have another makeout session. afterward, they return to bed to watch movies and reality tv, which ilya has to explain everything because shane is definitely interested but completely lost. then they have a session of wet, lazy kisses that lead straight into more slow sex. then order something to lunch. and then they have a nap together and waking up just in time for dinner. ilya asks “can we go out to eat at a restaurant?” and shane goes “of course” and ilya says “we can’t waste anytime not being seen in public together now” and shane chuckles and asks “ok, where should we eat?” and ilya shows him a restaurant he found on instagram. they go there, had an excellent dinner, drink a bottle of wine and get a little tipsy and enjoy every second of their date and you know they spent the entire time yapping each others ears off, giggling and flirting. then they go back to hotel, take another shower and then they have another slow sex with a great amount of passionate kisses and ilya says “you agreed with everything i wanted to do today” and shane’s like “ilya, i want to spoil you rotten” and ilya kiss him again. and the two fall asleep tangled up together, another perfect day on their perfect honeymoon. but the next day they spent the whole day outside cus as ilya said they can’t waste not being together out in the open.