OwO what's this

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

Every time I have to wrangle with some fuckass broken AI tool at work, all my pain and suffering feels like divine and justified punishment. for use of the exact fuckass tool I'm using.

I'm currently trying to get my dev environments merged and built for the workweek. In the past, when something would break, I got to yell at a cold and unfeeling computer and then fix it by hand. Now I type swears into the Lying Box in control of everything and the Lying Box responds "You're completely right! I didn't spin up the process I said I would. Let me fix that" [proceeds to hang and not spin up the process for a 4th time].

I've been in the industry 8 years. I am no stranger to Being Mad At The Broken Computer Process. I can't explain how much Angrier I am when the computer goes, "Whoops! I'll do it right THIS time!" [fucks it up worse than ever]

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Refusal of the Call

Tragic thing is the first wizard was the original great hero asking for directions, and you inherited her destiny when you killed her ala The Santa Clause

The heros journey keeps trying to get me but ive been unloading an entire clip of 9mm into every mentor that tries to teach me anything. Ive killed 7 wizards this way.

Who taught you to shoot

Why do you think they have to unload an entire clip. They're a bad shot

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

what

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

if youre a trans man you need to live and be proud of yourself, if youre trans masc you need to live and be proud of yourself. if youre ftm you need to live and be proud of yourself. theres no other option. you need to live.

“i do not dream of labor” yes u do. labor is fulfilling. u dream of a world where ur labor isnt exploited and its that or starvation. i guarantee u dream of labor. labor is a necessity and in and of itself is a good thing.

if u dream of having a garden, of painting murals, cooking or baking for people, researching in a lab, or writing stories, u dream of labor. which is good! we all jus hate having our labor exploited and being underpaid for the value of our work. nobody wants to just sit at home and do NOTHING as quarantine proved! in and of itself labor is fulfilling and contributes to the betterment and advancement of society, too many people are just barred by arbitrary divides (class, education) and unable to perform labor they’d be best suited for, or that type of labor (arts, service industry) is undervalued and underpaid.

As someone who has become increasingly disabled over the last year, yes, I miss being able to do a lot of things that are actually labor. I even miss being able to work full time, and I don’t know if I’m ever going to be able to it again

(I read this book, it is good)