OwO what's this

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

6. Spread conspiracy theories that the Democrats have deliberately sabotaged the pool and arrest whoever pulls out the floating paint chunks as vandals.

the a modest proposal one is insane fucking *gets on one knee* we should eat irish babys

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

what's been lost over the years is that originally the central joke of rickrolling was that it wasn't mean. getting tricked into clicking a link that's not what you expected was commonplace, but having it turn out to be something benign was unheard of.

Friendship for artists in their 30s is just spinning the slot machine to see which one of us gets the depressive spiral this week

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.