honeymoon

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle