bi-top truther

i always prefer miserable cheating over a sweet polyamory resolution

@yabagofmilfs call me sidney crosby the way i can barely look at these with my naked eyes

@yabagofmilfs call me sidney crosby the way i can barely look at these with my naked eyes

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

biggest trap sports rpf tumblr users fall into is believing 1. all athletes are millionaires, 2. because they are millionaires athletes don't deserve the revenue they are generating

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

my real omegaverse hardship is that the idea of people naturally smelling like bath and body works products is soooo scary to me. like and it wafts everywhere when they walk in the room? noooooooo