millions knives apologist

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

Sometimes a family is a disgraced knight a gay alcoholic priest and a teenage girl who is also Jesus Christ

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.