i’ll be kissing u sane again

sex sounds so awesome I wish it was real

trinket or the bauble for today

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

Posting crash 1996 references without a drivers license girl you should be sexualizing citi bike/pedestrian accidents

Tripping and scraping your knee on the sidewalk, but it's highly sensual

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

she marxed down the stairs leninistly

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved