𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰

i was reading a book in the breakroom, a coworker came in and remarked that you dont see a lot of young people doing that anymore. then followed it up by "i wish i got into reading when i was younger, now its too late" lmao?? you fucking people

first thing i do when i get home in a week is dig up my old drum machine and try making techno with it 🤔🤔

gipsy lady coworker read my fortune from cards. first thing she said when sizing me up was i am very hard to see into

John Balance lost his balance and we lost our Balance

you dont see people with a longer second toe anymore.. they left us here some time ago 🛸

*to someone trying to appear profound* did substack go down??

imagine dancing in the club in 1979 and hearing béla lugosi's undead for the first time

"However the tradition to name their models after global wind phenomena (such as Polo, Passat, Scirocco, or Bora) had to be broken in the second half of the 2020s as they used up all of the possible names. After much consideration Volkswagen decided to make their Touareg line the basis of the new tradition²², naming all subsequent modells after nomadic peoples. some examples of this being the Volkswagen Pecheneg, Yuezhi, Göktürk and 2031's controversal Volkswagen Jew. ²³ ²⁴"