𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰

*reblogging from my own blog* #prev #laugh rule

'kyrie eleison' sounds like the stereotype of an american woman's name

stopping by a bakery in the morning. guy working there asks if im wearing a perfume brand that i have never heard of, i lie that i am. he asks if it's this particular scent he is thinking of, i lie again. he says he used to have it and could recognize it anywhere. after i leave, i look up the brand: local, with a shop nearby. guess now i have to visit

'ran through' is a funny phrase to apply to men but i hope it's also part of the joke that you guys are using it on men who dont get around a lot cuz most of those are signs of exactly that

not having a pic to reblog next to break up the rhythm of your textposts feels like living paycheck to paycheck

vegans against rhubarb forcing