𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰

the only thing i would ever want a gf for is the unlimited drawing references

i need to get more masculine so i can dress and act more feminine

i cant do locker room talk i always end up sounding like michael gira

unironically important to be at least a little verbally abusive with your friends from the start. conflict resolution will be so much easier when there isnt any residual tension between the two of you, you will know if it's real if it's respectful and a joke if it's gone too far and neither of you will go too far by accident, moreover it is so much fun

you tell an american youre eating bread they ask you what kind

the only way for the dutch to reach heaven is by dedicating their life to making electronic music

i was reading a book in the breakroom, a coworker came in and remarked that you dont see a lot of young people doing that anymore. then followed it up by "i wish i got into reading when i was younger, now its too late" lmao?? you fucking people