𝔦𝔫 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔰

keep liking my posts i will follow you back if i see that you mean it

if we are mutuals and you never ever interact with any of my posts i will break mutualship idgaf if it's petty. none of you post *that* good

the only thing i would ever want a gf for is the unlimited drawing references

i need to get more masculine so i can dress and act more feminine

i cant do locker room talk i always end up sounding like michael gira

unironically important to be at least a little verbally abusive with your friends from the start. conflict resolution will be so much easier when there isnt any residual tension between the two of you, you will know if it's real if it's respectful and a joke if it's gone too far and neither of you will go too far by accident, moreover it is so much fun

you tell an american youre eating bread they ask you what kind

the only way for the dutch to reach heaven is by dedicating their life to making electronic music