Hewwo.

so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries

*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*

When did Death Note get a live action gay porno

I love with some onion articles, you can tell exactly what prompted the writer to make them

i don't know how to tell you this

Living his best life

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

it's because he didn't use washi tape

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

house and wilson decide the only thing stopping them from dating is that neither of them is a woman so they start secretly dosing each other with estrogen and slipping in she/hers in regards to each other until one of them notices and then it’s a race to see who can forcefem the other one the fastest and the winner gets to be the man

I feel like tumblr is giving me a very skewed idea of what House M.D is about.

The unanimity in the comments

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

hubris? that can't affect me i dont know what that means

i cast "whole entire world fall in love forever "

counterspell

dont do that

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want