this just in: heab hurt

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

Sorry but the point of this post is that knowing how to drywall doesn't make me masculine, this is not a safe space to talk about your noble butch identity or whatever

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

i love movies so much i want to live. didnt watch one or anything ive just been staring at the wall recently