this just in: heab hurt

Basically throwing up is like a different version of cumming

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

I’ll stop feeling this way or at very least I hope to learn how to shut the fuck up about it

Music is so crazy. How do you do that.

Umm.. 🫵your m🫵utual runs a 🫵 bug porn sideblo🫵g 👍 ignore my hand ✌️ i cant control it right now 👍✌️👍👉stop that

scorned as fuuuuuuuuuuuck right now 🤣

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel