this just in: heab hurt

svsss is the best romance novel of all time because theres a gorgeous fighter wholly dedicated to the main character, lovingly picking up fans to return them and leaving gifts at his door. then there's another man who spent a couple years in hell before stumbling back into the story feverishly yelling "im insecure so me and my evil sword are gonna BLOW THIS WORLD UP!" and guess who the main character is in love with

We need more creepy and wet lgbt representation

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,