this just in: heab hurt

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

This is so American I could CRY

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

okay sexual berries. strawberry is innocence cherry is slutty blueberry is not playing this game RASPBERRY is a VOYEUR and blackberry is only into group sex. the banana is an outlier and becomes the surface upon which berry intercourse does or does not happen and a lemon slice is for when u look nice but get a little mean with it ARE there any questions

“oh a lemons not a berry” if a banana is a berry i can do whatever i want. kiwi exclusively eats pussy

Not everyone will like your boundaries. That’s the point. Boundaries aren’t designed to keep others comfortable; they’re designed to keep you safe.