this just in: heab hurt

rpf is so easy to me like man….i’m just looking

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

what do you mean. they have always been called chocolate chimp cookies. are you feeling okay?

Imagine one of your friends describing you to someone new and they’ll all like yeah he loves gaslighting people

that would be so cool

BRUISES ARE SCARY WHY DID YOU GET HIT ALL OVER YOUR BUTT GIRL

The chair fought back

Normal happy

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people