this just in: heab hurt

i have a fun idea! let's fuse ourselves together permanently!

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

dressing up as a guy i hate to scuttle around like a crab and lick the floor in front of a cool woman

fuck u i’m incorruptible

unless u wanna try something

will u go down on me in heaven

the unstoppable force is fingering the immovable object

the unstoppable force is fucking the immovable object’s mouth

desire is the root of all yayyy desire is so fun i love to desire

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

oh... that can't possibly be pareto efficient... that's scary...

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now