this just in: heab hurt

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

I love this website so much

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

third best thing a male character can do is be a little gay about his best friend

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

Boy, they took to that like …

always remember to water your ducks

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I need an everythingectomy I mean an appendebagel I mean

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me