this just in: heab hurt

being obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 is something that will always be inside of you

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

anyway. stop making your entire personality being mean. it’s boring

i’m so tired of it. oh you’re jaded? oh you’re casually cruel? oh you think it’s funny? you think you’re better than everybody else? snooze! why don’t you go get a real personality

the joker actually looks like that bc he ate a bunch of tortilla chips that were too wide for his mouth and the salt cut those lines on the corners of his lips

we should all feel bad for the joker everyone say sorry your delicious snack betrayed u thejoker that really sucks and u are so pretty even though your mouth got like that

and u are so brave and we like your blog. the joker

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"