this just in: heab hurt

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

and you may tell yourself: this is not my beautiful circus! and you may tell yourself: these are not my beautiful monkeys!!!

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

good job everybody the tags are so fun to read! almost zero repeats too

I've never met someone who disliked me for the right reasons. Only I know why you should dislike me and you're wrong