this just in: heab hurt

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

its always morally correct to reblog your own posts for attention.

what’s really scary is that any venture to find spanking art will net you huge amounts of images of girls just being slapped on the ass during penetrative sex

she’s not going to learn any discipline at all like this

im on the council of “buy myself a little treat.” And buddy, the motion passes 5-1