I’m not a violent dog. I don’t know why I bite.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

i might be making this up but i recall back in the day people were like writing self insert where they were a secret additional lynch sister. now why would you even want that.

being a secret lynch sister sounds like torture beyond reason. first of all you are in the lynch family thats damning enough. second of all you are the only woman in the family other than the perfect mother-bot/doll/virgin mary. worse of all, none of the men in your family have ever interacted with another woman besides mother-bot. and niall lynch is your father.

my wife (ao3) has been recovering from surgery (mantantence) yet as I visted her in the hospital the receptionist (internet) wouldn't let me see her. The doctor (tumblr trending tab) told me that thereve been complications. Her body is responding negatively to the pain medications. I worry for her life...