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random niche hill ill die on is that i think all languages should be called whatever they call themselves in that language. if it's español en español it should be español in english. what the hell is a spanish anyways.

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

A plate is uncharted territory with nebulous limits, but a bowl is like a home. It ends when it's supposed to because it's safe and it cares about you

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

I love when The Character has a breakdown. Are they gonna go catatonic? Start crying hysterically and can't stop? Get so mad they could blow up a mountain? No matter what it's always fantastic.

I also love when said breakdown is a complete contrast to the face The Character puts on for the public.