certified weird things sayer

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

(person who has only seen the world through their own eyes voice) im getting a lot of "relates this back to my own experiences" vibes from anything and everything that's ever occurred or existed

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

by virtue of there being 8 billion people in the world its pretty much guaranteed that literally every fictional character is a real person and every work of fiction happened in real life

↗️ the new emoji code for when you want to express that time is linear and only flows in 1 direction. the tilted upward arrow was chosen instead of the flat sideways arrow because when you zoom out far enough every day is on the up & up

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?