blame superbat

not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy

Pretty boy privileges

Tumblr usernames are so funny, "the ghost of jason todd started following you" okay well can he stop

-dick grayson

Clark sprawling over Bruce like a human weighted blanket, because at some point they realized that was the only thing that actually helped Bruce sleep through the night. It calms his nerves, slows his breathing, and keeps the nightmares at bay, but more than that, having the most powerful being right there, an unshakable barrier between his body and everything else, actually makes him feel safe.

nobody needs to ask superman how he knows batman because they’re superman and batman but every once in a while they see a nerdy reporter with bruce wayne and then they’re like “how do you know him???” and he’s like “we both liked the same girl once.” “so who won?” “i did!! she’s my wife, actually.”