“are you mascpresenting or are you fempresenting nonbinary” “are you AFAB or are you AMAB” “are you transmasc or transfem” “are you on HRT or is that natural?” how about if you don’t stop asking me questions that boil down to “what’s in your pants” in woke speak i saw your balls clean off

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

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You joke, but Steven Colbert is writing a Lord of the Rings sequel that will include Tom Bombadil right now

Does he know that he really doesn’t have to?

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

“Cinema is dying how can we save it” if you have Kirk and Spock fuck NASTY in Star Trek AOS 4 you will make ten billion dollars.

I find it funny that the author of Star Trek invented a Vulcan word to describe Jim and Spock's relationship. A word that means "friend, brother, and lover." Then he spends an entire page justifying the "lover" part, saying it was just a metaphor. An entire page when he could have avoided any misunderstanding if he had simply stated that the word meant "friend, brother." Nobody would have speculated or complained because, after all, he CREATED the word.

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived