evil sports car

Saint-Nectaire

gorgonzola

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

In July 2017, one night I woke up around 2 a.m and blurted out in a quasi professorial voice “the Equinox Bird has infinite beaks, all in the wrong direction, and infinite eyes” and I don’t know what the fuck I was dreaming about but it still haunts me. It seemed like a very important information for a few seconds.

i really appreciate the last commenter giving us an exact date and time like that information needs to be preserved

[Twitter: "getting accused of using AI when you didn't is like this century's version of a witch allegation"]

idk cause being a witch is kinda hot meanwhile using ai just makes you. a huge fucking loser

the side-eye donna gives him in this scene will never cease to entertain me

inshallah he will be drank

If no one responds then I will have no choice

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie