Sir, I'm Just A Bellboy

my roommate and i were trying to identify two birds outside of our window and she's pulling up pictures on her phone and she says "ok so that one's a house sparrow" and shows me a picture i nod my head and then she points to the reddish one next to it outside and says "and that one's a house finch" and she shows me again and i nod and then she switches to a new tab and it's a picture of hugh laurie and she says "and this is house m.d." i'm gonna kill her

my chem fans are like “I want to see the mr rogers spoof live. and also the 9/11 songs. and the vampire songs. yes all in one show please”

big problem on here is a lot of people seem to think just being transgender makes you a sensible political theorist

being transgender doesn't even make you a sensible gender theorist

i've got 1 more season left of the third doctor's era before tom baker just stays for eternity, so I want to take a quick moment to appreciate 3. what a fucking cool doctor. bro is constantly dressed in velvet and ruffles, which would look comical on someone else, but on him it looks very neat and dapper. he's such a smartass bitch and he knows it. beats up people with venusian karate and goes "well sorry old chaps, it was rather necessary, you see. hope i didn't hurt you" (the guys cant get up, they are definitely hurt). sword fights with the master and takes a bite out of that asshole's sandwich. sings a venusian lullaby. dresses up as a cleaning lady and a milkman(i swear this bitch has committed felonies). actually talks and negotiates first, but some order thats out of his hands makes everything worse, sometimes. has the coolest and most yellow car in fucking existence!