Sir, I'm Just A Bellboy

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

Revolutionary idea: imagine [character I like] with [disability I have]. More people should get on this!

in a modern au pierre would spend all his time participating in twitter discourse and falling for obvious rage-bait

Has someone made a post yet talking about how Hollanov probably secretly believe that no one has ever been in love like them. Their love is special and different and no one has ever felt as deeply about another person as the two of them. Whenever people find out that they were in situationship hell for 7 years and are shocked, they both, but Shane especially, feel smug as hell because they had the fortitude to hang in there and now they are the most in love with the hottest man alive. They're not just winning, they're beating everyone else at overcoming obstacles to their love.