Sir, I'm Just A Bellboy

“I asked chat gpt-“ well I looked into the untempered schism and now I hear drums :/

Do we think that, when Jack said "I take it back. I take it all back, but not him" he was, just for a second, considering giving up 10% of the children just to save Ianto? Because I do.

I was playing with the idea today of Ianto getting partially converted before he escapes and saves Lisa, like nothing huge, just a bit of hardware he can never remove without doing untold damage but the urge to remove it is always there because it's a constant reminder of what happened and maybe it's in a place where he can cover it up like his arm or chest, or maybe it's in his hand and he wears gloves to cover it up whenever possible, or maybe he's got that same jaw piece that Lisa has and it's impossible for the team not to look at whenever he's talking to them and it glints at him every time he looks in the mirror, and maybe it needs tuneups every now and then by the combined effort of Tosh and Owen and he hates it getting attention but letting it degrade has much more dire consequences than just a bit of uncomfortably gentle callibration from his teammates, or maybe

Torchwood is great because they literally walk into crime scenes in slo-motion, they look cool as fuck, they're so hot. And everyone who ever meets them hates them sooooooo much it's so funny. At best they're stupid wankers, and at worst they're serial killers but they keep going like "damn.... We know about aliens were so hot ..." And they /are/

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

"Your personality comes from the way you were parented" "Your personality is inate and genetic" wrong!!!!! your personality comes from that one piece of media you were unhealthily and irreversibly obsessed with when you were 13 years old