Waiting for the sun

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

I can’t believe this theatre pun post was so relatable

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

capybaras are friend shaped

I love this post

mom shaped

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

I like to play this game called "which disorder does this symptom belong to?"

Surprise! The answer is “several and they’re all interconnected”

this is exactly correct

instead of BINGO we yell COMORBIDITY

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

Gay life hack: if u don’t feel motivated to do something, pretend your future wife asked you to, you’ll get a gay burst of energy bc you love your future wife dearly

oh fuck yes I’ve been looking for stuff for my Halloween sex playlist

Listening to this now and it kicks ass

i should not be laughing about that note