Random Things I’ve Heard People Say #5
“Thank you! Is it this way or is it this way?”
“I did and it was too big in two different ways!”
“That’s not really like him is it?”
“I-I don’t know. I think the more we wander around the worst it gets.”
“One Coke...yeah, one Coke.”
“What asile, just tell me what asile you’re on.”
“Definitely, yeah tell them I have AAA.”
“Yeah, alright, what’s up?”
“*laughs* Mom’s using her lipstick.”
“We’ll do Texas, Oklahoma, and then Kansas.”
“Oh no.” “Get out. Disgusting.” “Diane, Diane, Diane.” “Oh my gosh, tell it to go.” “Go, go, go.” “Thanks.”
“That’s why I told you to put your leg forward.”
“...but that’s always the end goal!”
“I think she should be her problem because...”
“I’m like barely making it, like, yeah.”
“I think we’re just good pals.”
“Stir your coffee.” “I don’t wanna stir my coffee, thank you.”
“We were going round and round and round and round and round and round...”
“Do you wanna fall down and then go to the hospital?”
“Sit down!” “You sit down too. Practice what you preach homie.”