Iwilldanceforpancakes

“This pizza is much better than Chuck E. Cheese pizza because now that I’m an adult this is like Chuck E. Cheese pizza.”

“American pizza is an italianized version of American pizza of Italian pizza.”

“I wanna see your hot boyfriend.”

“The class was called “intro to statistics. It’s a 600 level class...”

“...doesn’t teach math well.”

“I’m pretty sure I’ll win this, I’m pretty sure I’ll win this.”

“I’m always in the mood for cannolis.”

“Who? Kira?”

“Yeah, I did it one time and it was the worst experience...”

“You don’t sound like you’re from Mexico.”

“Yeah, welcome to my life.”

“What’s the vaccine for then?!”

“It taste like actual chicken.”

“AaaAaaHhhhHhhHhHh!!!”

“No, Jayden...”

“Happy birthday dear Mimi...” (4/17/21)

“He’s the stray cat that I befriended.”

“Your hair needs to breathe Jessica!”

“Forget about it!”

“You good, you good, D?” “Always.”

“I don’t have it, I just bought it for five dollars.”

“It’s 16 oz.” “Doesn’t matter just get it.”

“Just another day in paradise.”

“Give me the towel!!!”

“Put it back.” “But it’s cute.” “I know.”

“It’s not mountain, it’s land!”

“I’m wanna do that!”

“Is the fight still going?”

“I need to put my hair down...”

“Turn down for what!”

“Be like na nana na na *loud thumps and stomping*!!!”

“(Singing) Good love, don’t keep me waiting.”

“In my pocket.”

“I’m only here for the books and pizza so...”

“They just called me A, how rude.”

“Are you sure you can read that? Let’s see if you can read the first word.”

“Did I miss?”

“Thank you! Is it this way or is it this way?”

“I did and it was too big in two different ways!”

“That’s not really like him is it?”

“I-I don’t know. I think the more we wander around the worst it gets.”

“One Coke...yeah, one Coke.”

“What asile, just tell me what asile you’re on.”

“Definitely, yeah tell them I have AAA.”

“Get off please.”

“Yeah, alright, what’s up?”

“*laughs* Mom’s using her lipstick.”

“No.” “Uh huh.”

“We’ll do Texas, Oklahoma, and then Kansas.”

“Oh no.” “Get out. Disgusting.” “Diane, Diane, Diane.” “Oh my gosh, tell it to go.” “Go, go, go.” “Thanks.”

“That’s why I told you to put your leg forward.”

“Two sharks bro.”

“Well, yeah, yesterday.”

“...this place is sick.”

“...but that’s always the end goal!”

“I think she should be her problem because...”

“I’m like barely making it, like, yeah.”

“I think we’re just good pals.”

“Stir your coffee.” “I don’t wanna stir my coffee, thank you.”

“We were going round and round and round and round and round and round...”

“Do you wanna fall down and then go to the hospital?”

Me reading Rule of Wolves:

My brain that can’t stop thinking of song lyrics:

My brain:

My brain:

The Darkling when in Yuri’s body:

“Now I don’t want your sympathy, I just want my self back”

“There’s a spider in your car. Yeah, a spider. I like spiders.”

“They’re really cute though. I really want to play with them.”

“Hey Twin, hey twin, hey twin.”

“What you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Nothing, exactly.”

“We’ve been here for 19 minutes.”

“She said she sees us. How can she see us?”

“EXCUSE ME! YOU LOST YOUR RED SHOE!”

“You too much, give me your hand.”

“I’ll call you when I’m pulling out.”

“My car holds everybody.”

“Whatever down hill both ways.”

“I flew past you on the freeway.”

“Right? I don’t like the ones that look boxy either.”

“For the insta.”

“It’s mom, can you let me in?”

“Maybe I’ll meet you at Sunglasses Hut.”

“See how she wants to handle it...”

“I was like ‘it was my birthday though’ and she was like, ‘I don’t care.’”

“So how’s the baby?” “Good. Giants already?”