you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

So how’s the art coming along guys?

i started playing this in my room and across the hall i hear my roommate go “….ugh ……whatever”

This also the mood I get into when I hear the name Jeff Bezos.

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

With one billion dollars I can make sure all my friends have esnupis. The world can all have ensupis. Lack of Esnupis will humble me. The weight of this will kill me earlier than if I had one esnupi. I will sacrifice my life for the chance for everyone else to have esnupi. Even if I can't have it

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Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want