people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

With one billion dollars I can make sure all my friends have esnupis. The world can all have ensupis. Lack of Esnupis will humble me. The weight of this will kill me earlier than if I had one esnupi. I will sacrifice my life for the chance for everyone else to have esnupi. Even if I can't have it

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Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

people don’t want to acknowledge that adhd can actually be debilitating. they’ll just be like “why do you keep ruining your own life. you’re so lazy”

Reblog in the tags with a Vine you still frequently quote