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ILYA ROZANOV WEEK: DAY THREE FAVORITE QUOTE(S) ↪ “Uh, no. Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this.” — honestly, almost all of his quotes bc ilya is a comedian (and a menace) 😂🥰🤞

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survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations
I went to my local wine shop, purchased a mid range bottle of champagne, put it on the top shelf of the fridge to chill, and will open it when it happens. And every day I open the fridge and see that bottle I will remember it might happen today, or it might not. But it will definitely happen some day.
In my fridge, in the door, is a bottle of the same bubbly my sister in law bought my spouse and me for our wedding. It’s queer branded, wrapped in a rainbow, and it is For The Occasion. Sometimes I touch the bottle and hope really, really hard.
Every time I go through the wine shop at the local fancy grocery I eyeball the champagne. Hard.
I don’t have my Bottle For The Occasion yet, but I am inspired by your excellent examples, and will go ahead and procure one.
And I’d like to add, because I am always conscious that some people do not partake of the spirits, that if you are looking for a non-alcoholic alternative to champagne that still feels fancy, Martinelli’s sparkling juice is delicious and comes in very pretty bottles and looks good in a champagne flute.
and your thing doesn't have to be a drink of any kind at ALL you can have some nice thing you're waiting to crack open to celebrate when it happens, whatever totem you want. it's just nice to have a physical reminder around the house that death comes for us all you know?
the trifecta
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CARRIE FISHER as Princess Leia Organa STAR WARS: EPISODE V — THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980) | dir. George Lucas
Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite
🏒 when he got the call | 1.4k
Shane is in a press conference when he finds out about the plane crash.
🏒 you don't know what I'd do for you | 1.5k
J.J. says “The Centaurs’ plane had to make an emergency landing.” and for Shane everything just stops.
🏒 what if? - the proposal happened slightly differently | 1.9k
Shane just wants to see his bf after the plane incident
🏒 close my eyes and count | 2.1k
Plane crash reversal where it’s Shane on the plane instead of Ilya
🏒 Run Toward Me | 2.2k
The Centaurs’ plane makes an emergency landing in Ottawa, and in the moments before impact, Ilya calls Shane thinking it might be the last time they ever speak.
🏒 You are stuck with me | 2.3k
Ilya lands in the hospital after the plane crash. Shane rushes to see his boyfriend that nobody knows about (including Ilya)
🏒 I choose him | 2.6k
Shane almost dies in the crash and decides he’s done hiding.
🏒 Unanswered, Unaware | 2.6k
The plane crash aftermath, if Shane and Ilya had broken up 3 months earlier
🏒 I’d Stop the World If It Gave Us Time | 3.0k
the plane scene in The Long Game goes a little differently.
🏒 Proof Enough | 3.4k
An alternate/expanded take on the days following the Centaurs' emergency landing, featuring Shane's inability to accept proof, Ilya's stubborn insistence on being alive, and the particular difficulty of loving someone whose heart has had every reason to stop, maybe even before the crash
🏒 Crash Out | 3.9k
Troy does his best to keep his team from finding out Shane is in Ilya’s hotel room after the emergency plane landing
🏒 And I'll still see it, until I die | 3.9k
What if Shane was the one that almost died in a plane crash in The Long Game?
🏒 stand here with me | 3.9k
Shane's plane is the one that almost crashes
🏒 Safe in Your Heart | 4.3k
What if the plane incident in The Long Game was more serious and Ilya got hurt?
🏒 Still (It only falls into place when you're falling to pieces) | 4.4k
six months after the fight that resulted into Shane and Ilya breaking up, Ottawa Centaurs's plane has to make an emergency landing
🏒 Oh, To Love Loudly | 4.6k
Shane is on the plane that is about to crash instead of Ilya.
🏒 So Kiss Me Where I Lay Down (To Be Loved and To Be in Love) | 5.0k
the one where Shane rushes to Ilya after the plane crash and the Cens find out about HollaNov + Yuna is a Momager of the highest caliber + a chaotic Q&A ensues + Shane has a binder detailing their life plan, but then does a little something Ilya was not prepared for
🏒 A Hole In His Arms Where the World Used To Be | 5.0k
an alternate version to the Centaurs plane crashing in Tampa and how Shane reacts to it.
🏒 Like They Did | 5.3k
Shane reacts to the plane crash, thinking that Ilya died
🏒 I’m Saying Your Name (When I Think the Plane Will Crash) | 5.3k
Ilya and Shane breakup. Then the Centaurs’ plane almost crashes
🏒 and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed | 5.5k
When J.J. goes to comfort Shane after the almost-plane-crash, Shane tells him the truth.
🏒 20 Questions | 5.6k
When the Centaurs' plane to Florida loses their engine everyone's fine, except for Ilya who'd been scratched by a broken bottle in all the jostling. Shane hears the news, sees the report of "non-life-threatening injuries" and panics. Somehow, JJ manages to get them both to Florida before the Centaurs' game starts
🏒 what do you say to a brand-new ghost? | 5.7k
The Plane Crash nearly goes as wrong as possible when Shane's game is cancelled, and he sees Ilya's messages in real time. To make matters worse, Ilya spends fifteen minutes falling out of the sky and mourning all that he would never have. Or, Ilya's pov of i pray this love changes me (this grief will) ft. the very confused but supportive Centaurs
🏒 What if it were you (and then it was) | 6.3k
What if it were Shanes plane that went down
🏒 a thread of hope | 6.9k
The Centaurs' plane goes down on their way to Tampa, and Ilya loses...everything. Shane thinks he loses Ilya.
🏒 planes and plans | 7.8k
What if the Centaurs' plane had actually crashed and no one had heard from them for a few days.
🏒 Our gentle sin | 7.8k
The plane crash but angstier and fluffier (Ilya's phone shatters after he sends those texts so Shane crashes out properly)
🏒 and this is when the feeling sinks in (i don't wanna miss you like this) | 9.9k
the plane from The Long Game actually crashes, Ilya gets injured, Shane rents a car to drive down to him, and he takes care of him
🏒 Sunshine | 10.1k
🔒 the plane scene from tlg but angstier
🏒 the stupid plan doesn't work anymore | 10.9k
When Shane learns that Ilya's plane has crashed and he doesn't even know who Ilya's emergency contact is or if Ilya's alive, he has a stunning realization that Ilya dying without anyone knowing what they are to one another would be a torment.
🏒 Through Fire | 11.6k
where the emergency landing was worse than the book
🏒 Lost in translation | 12.4k
Ilya doesn't text Shane after his plane had to make an emergency landing, and then everything collapse
🏒 The Only One Who Could Keep Up | 12.5k
When the news breaks that the Centaurs' plane has made a crash landing, the hockey world holds its breath. But for Shane, the world stops entirely. With Ilya unreachable and the media circling like vultures, Shane’s carefully constructed golden mask finally shatters
🏒 If you were gone, I would know. | 12.8k
What if Ilya lost his phone during the emergency landing, Shane couldn't reach him, he panicked, and chartered a plane to Tampa to find him instead.
🏒 we stick together we can see it through | 13.4k
Shane told J.J. the truth after the almost-plane-crash. Now Shane has the aggressive support of his most sociable and meddlesome friend.
🏒 Public Announcements and Public Breakdowns | 14.5k
Shane Hollander is on the Ice when an overhead announcement causes him to spiral. The Centaur's Plane has crashed. Shane needs to hear from Ilya now. There is only one person in the world who can pull him back from the brink and Shane doesn't even know if he's alive.
🏒 Before I Lose You | 15.0k
Ilya’s phone breaks during the plane’s emergency landing. He’s fine, but he has no way of letting the Hollanders know right away without outing his relationship with Shane.
🏒 Prepare for Impact | 16.5k
Fresh off the ice after his game in Washington, Shane discovers a number of players from the Ottawa Centaurs were rushed to the hospital after their team’s plane was forced into an emergency landing—including Ilya. In his urgency to get to Ilya, Shane abandons his usual caution, putting the secrecy of their relationship in jeopardy to get to the man he loves.
🏒 Right idea, a little to the left | 21.9k
When Zane Boodram receives a text from his wife after their almost plane crash in Tampa, telling him to please call this number because there’s someone on the other end who desperately needs to speak to his Captain, he definitely is not expecting Hayden Pike of the Montreal Voyageurs to be the person on the other end of the call.
🏒 Crashing | 24.4k
The Centaur's emergency landing plays out a little bit worse, and Shane is left with the harsh reality of the cost of loving Ilya in secret
🏒 A Danger to Yourself or Others | 37.1k
Set during The Long Game, an alternate version where the plane scene doesn't happen. Instead, there's this: a car crash, a therapist's duty to report, and an urgent reckoning with priorities
🏒 You Have a Little Life In You Yet | 38.3k
The Ottawa Centaurs plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness. Shane tries to get answers while Ilya tries to stay alive
🏒 What if love is not enough? | 47.5k
The Centaurs plane actually crashed leaving Ilya seriously injured
🏒 That's All It Takes | 49.3k
What if Ilya’s plane had actually crashed? And what if it had happened before he and Shane had the chance to confess their love and know what it was like to be together.
🏒 make the water your bones | 59.8k
After Ilya's plane crashes in the ocean, no one knows if the hockey star is alive or dead. Shane sets out to find him and reconcile their relationship
🏒 clap when you land | 120k
The Centaurs’ plane crashes. No deaths are reported, and that should be a relief. Ilya survives. He just isn’t waking up. As Shane waits, the world continues on, and he’s forced to confront just how fragile their life truly is
🏒 but you weren’t on the plane | WIP
The Centaurs’ plane crashes and Ilya is left with serious injuries. As his medical proxy, Shane has to make a life-altering decision for Ilya while he’s in surgery. Their relationship might not survive it.
🏒 Jane Is Here Now (What Do You Need?) | WIP
What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend Jane had been in the Official OttaWAGs chat basically since the new captain first arrived? What if the Centaur plane's emergency landing in Florida had been a bit ... bumpier, with the majority of the team completely or partially incapacitated? What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend showed up at the hospital out of nothing even before the families and team staff did? Ah! What then?
🏒 Shane Hollander is my Angel | WIP
Shane rushes to Ilya after the almost plane crash. Their secret is no longer a secret
🏒 Change of Plans | WIP
Shane goes to Tampa. The next morning, Troy Barrett receives a text from Ilya: “Bringing boyfriend to breakfast. Tell team to be not weird.”
🏒 If the Body Were Not the Soul | WIP
The stress of hearing Ilya was nearly in a plane crash sends Shane into labour. Which is surprising, considering he had no idea he was pregnant.
🏒 Carry Me Through Troubled Waters | WIP
What if the emergency landing was a little bit more of a crash landing?
🏒 but you weren’t on the plane | WIP
The Centaurs’ plane crashes and Ilya is left with serious injuries. As his medical proxy, Shane has to make a life-altering decision for Ilya while he’s in surgery. Their relationship might not survive it.
Fic Rec Masterpost | Rewritten Scenes
2014 Vegas Rewrite | 2017 Break Up Happens | All Star Weekend Rewrite | Boxing Day Fight Rewrite | Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite | Hotel Gym Rewrite | Shane Leaves Ilya Post Vegas | Sleeping w/ Other Men Fight
Feel free to add to this list (:
ilya rozanov appreciation week: day two favorite look: black on black
Heated Rivalry (2025-) dir. Jacob Tierney
my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"
Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

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We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.
Ilya and Shane, on top of being The Lovebirds Of All Time, are best fucking friends.
Shane is the #1 person Ilya gossips with. Since Shane isn’t the best on picking up subtext, all of the drama Ilya has to share is a complete surprise to him. Which makes him both the most entertained by the gossip and the most entertaining gossip partner.
Shane has an extremely dry sense of humor, and in public he’ll whisper deadpan commentary into Ilya’s ear while Ilya tries not to cry laughing.
Ilya has a very dark sense of humor that makes most people who hear it uncomfortable, but not Shane. Shane thinks it’s absolutely hilarious every time.
Ilya and Shane love to sit in the same room, do separate activities, and barely speak to each other. Shane will read a book while Ilya plays a video game, and one of them will have their feet in the other’s lap.
While everyone in the league thinks Ilya is a huge asshole, Shane thinks he’s hilarious. In fact, Shane usually agrees with Ilya’s chirps and will not defend anyone against them.
I just love the idea that they’re absolute best friends.
I know that Heated Rivalry is one of those pieces of media where COVID never happens but what if it did? Imagine the lockdown shenanigans.
Shane and Ilya are obviously hunkering down at the cottage together. There's no hockey, but they don't know for how long, so they're still training all the time. They're doing interviews and having to make it look like they're in completely different places. Ilya has to keep being reminded that he's supposed to still be back in Ottawa.
Ilya's teammates keep asking if they can be in a lockdown bubble together and he's gotta be like "No, can't do that. I'm not taking any chances." But now they're worried because he hasn't seen or been around another human being in months and they've noticed that even before lockdown he made more jokes about killing himself than the average person, so they're stressed to their eyeballs about his mental health.
Meanwhile Ilya's living the kind of domestic fantasy with his man that he didn't think they were going to get until retirement. For the first time ever most days he can truly pretend that he and Shane are the only people in the world. Sometimes David and Yuna come over for dinner because they are also isolating at their cottage. But most of the time it's just endless hours of just the two of them and neither of them could be happier. Their biggest decision every day is when and where to fuck. Some people are getting into sourdough – Shane and Ilya have committed to learning one new sexual position every day.
I just think that lockdown would have been the ideal codependent situation for Hollanov.
yes but ALSO when lockdown ends and they have to go back to living apart they (especially Ilya) have the biggest crash out you can imagine
Omg @scunthotter you can't hide this in the tags 😄
#okay but them coming out to Ilya's team because like his team is concerned and maybe Shane and Ilya go back to Ilya’s ottawa house to get a#grocery delivery that they can't get out at the cottage and the doorbell rings and Shane goes to get it and its bood and hayes standing 6#feet from the door with like a care package for ilya and they're like “ilya said he was isolating alone” and shane is there in boxers and a#raiders 81 sweater like “....um....”
Ilya appears behind him, also in boxers and Shane's Canada fleece, and he looks over to where Bood and Hayes' jaws are practically on the floor, and flashes them an apologetic smile. But internally he's also like fuck, fuck, fuck, Shane doesn't want to come out or be out yet fuck they've fucked it. So he starts like, "So however weird your lockdown stories are, it can't be as weird as ours."
And Shane puts a hand on his arm to stop him, and is like "You can tell them the truth about us, baby, it's okay."
And Bood and Hayes are both like ".... BABY???"
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so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.
This little scene really highlights why im so insane over the way tlt is written. It is brilliant mix of beautiful prose and stupid stuff. There especially is just Something about how nona feels envious for... not having a mother for Pyrrha to punch of an airlock. Like yeah, not an emotion I have had, but yeahhh girl I understand what you mean. Ough.