Genius, or Insanity?

Ilya is in a depression low and the fact that his hockey persona is still “biggest asshole” no matter what he does has been getting to him even if he won’t admit it. So Shane posts a photo compilation titled “Every Reason Ilya Rozanov Is NHLs Biggest Asshole”

-“Bullies his teammates” with a picture of Ilya doing a celebratory fist pump next to Haas with his face in his hands, in front of a tv showing Ilya getting first in Mario Kart

-“Bullies his competitors” with a picture of Ilya laughing and Scott Hunter looking like he wants to set him on fire with his mind as he holds a birthday card labeled ‘Woah! You made it to 100!’

-“Bullies Hayden Pike” with a picture of Ilya and Jackie in the lake doing the Dirty Dancing lift while Hayden stands by with his hands on his hips and glaring

-“Stealing” with a group of pictures of Ilya wearing a Hollander 24 hoodie, wearing the Canadian Olympic fleece, and wearing one of Shane’s old jerseys

-“Dramatic” with a picture of Ilya in a feather boa at a karaoke night at a gay bar, eyes closed as he is clearly belting out some song

-“Takes jobs away from janitors” with a picture of Ilya in an arena post-game and picking up litter people dropped in the hallway

-“Bad role model to youth” with a picture of Ilya and a kid at one of the camps sticking their tongues out at each other

-“Child abuse” with a picture of Ilya playing paintball with a group of young boys

-“Animal abuse” with a picture of Ilya bathing an unhappy Anya in a kiddie pool in the backyard

-“Disturbing local wildlife” with a blurry picture of Ilya running away from a Canada goose

-“Encourages cavities” with a picture of Ilya letting trick or treaters take handfuls of candy from a bowl

-“Unfair sales tactics” with a picture of Ilya taking pictures with people at a Girl Scout cookie sale table, the table surrounded by a crowd of people waiting and holding cookie boxes

-“Trespassing” with a picture of Ilya shoveling a neighbors driveway

-“Fashion crimes” with a picture of Ilya in a pink baseball hat, a neon orange tank top, jorts, and neon green crocs

-“Not helpful at puzzles” with a picture of Ilya and David in front of a one thousand piece puzzle, both with their faces in their hands, pieces everywhere

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

I was wondering if you could recommend some fics that have Ilya bragging about his Jane to his team mates (Boston or Ottawa).

Thank you!

I tried to find fics close to what you asked but focused more on "Montreal Jane" being the topic and marks left on Ilya's body. I also sprinkled in a few where it's Shane showing off marks Ilya left on him (:

Montreal Jane

🏒 Ilya Rozanov's 2017 Dating Wrapped | 1.1k

Ilya drops a bunch of hints about his love life to his teammates. They do not pick up on them

🏒 Locker Room Talk | 1.7k

Shane is tired of having to sit and be quiet while his teammates brag about their sexcapades, so he decides to not be quiet anymore and tell them all about how great Boston Lily is in bed.

🏒 stop yelling at me, I saved the day | 2.1k

Cliff wouldn’t call himself the most observant person in the world, but it doesn’t take a genius to know something is wrong with Roz. He’s swinging from quiet and completely checked out to snapping at every little thing and back again. It started after the last Montreal game, Cliff is pretty sure. Jane From Montreal. This has something to do with her

🏒 You left your bite marks on my ribs | 2.6k

When the notoriously prudish Shane Hollander shows up to practice with some suspicious bruises, his teammates have something to say about it.

🏒 Save Us Jane, You’re Our Only Hope | 2.7k

Whatever his Captain did, Marleau takes it up on himself to tell Montreal Jane just how sorry Ilya is, and beg for forgiveness on his behalf. [Post tuna melt]

🏒 hall of fame jane | 2.7k

for years cliff marlow deals with jane. one unfortunate bluetooth connection reveals more

🏒 It had to be Jane | 2.8k

Roz was looking at his phone again. And he was blushing, even though he always loved to insist that Russians did not blush. It had to be Jane

🏒 a golden star, you think you're clever | 4.0k

Boston's got the Montreal Jane pattern basically locked down. The bite mark on Ilya's shoulder is new, though

🏒 Wow, This Montreal Girl Works You Up, Brother | 4.1k

5 times Cliff Marlow brought up Montreal Jane + the 1 time he finds out who that is

🏒 Do They Make a Greeting Card for This? | 4.3k

Five times Cliff learns something about Montreal Jane, and one time he learns her real name

🏒 match my freak | 4.8k

five times their teams find out they're freaks + one time they find out that they're freaks together

🏒 The Montreal Mystery: Cliff Marlow's Side of the Story | 5.7k

All the times Cliff Marlow almost clocks that his captain's secret hookup is Shane Hollander, and one time the trade to Ottawa makes it impossible to ignore.

🏒 The Montreal Girl | 5.8k

the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

🏒 Lily and Jane Fall in Love | 6.6k

The five encounters with Shane that forced Ilya to lie (brag) to his teammates about his mysterious Montreal Girl, and the time they learned that the lies had never really mattered in the first place

🏒 The Jane from Montreal Mystery | 6.7k

Cliff has been suspecting that Roz moved to Ottawa for his Montreal girl for a while now. And tonight, they’re going to go out for drinks and he’s finally going to get some answers. Not even two overeager rookies are going to stop him. Except things don’t quite go as Cliff planned and Jane from Montreal is not what he expected

🏒 Maybe: Jane | 6.8k

The Boston Raiders tease Rozanov about his mystery long distance girlfriend, sending Jane stories and embarrassing pictures of Ilya. Shane and Ilya don’t think much of it - until Theo Michaud gets traded to from Boston to Montreal and updates his contact list.

🏒 the prayers we covered with dust | 7.5k

Ilya is really struggling with the fact that he wants to keep Shane forever and steal his clothes and leave dumb hickies on him and wake up to him in the morning. He's working on it

🏒 The Great Jane Debacle of 2016 | 7.7k

how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for

🏒 Jane from Montreal | 8.7k

How Cliff Marlow discovers Jane’s true identity.

🏒 I said nobody knows you | 8.7k

The Ottawa Centaurs have their own theories about what their captain gets up to in his free time. Wyatt Hayes organizes a bet about it. If only getting an answer out of Rozanov would be easy

🏒 it's all fun and games until cap is in his feels again | 10.4k

Cliff Marleau's seen his captain through some crazy times and some wild crash outs. This is a little foray into some of the group chats and nights out with the boys. Especially when Cap is in his feels about his Montreal Girl.

🏒 The Hickey | 12.6k

Three times Ilya can't resist marking what's his, and one time Shane decides to return the favor.

🏒 Jane is Ilya's Favourite Lay | 60.1k

 In an attempt to socialise in this new country Ilya puts 'jane' down as his WAG to connect to the team, this has unforeseen consequences for himself.

🏒 Have you heard about Jane? | WIP

The Boston Raiders are desperate to find out who Montreal Jane is.

🏒 Ilya Rozanov is not fucking subtle | WIP

5 times Ilya Rozanov talks about his freak girl Jane and 1 time everybody realize Jane Hollander is an undercover freak

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

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This is driving me fucking crazy.

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