Not even ashamed

im jealous of anyone who has a naturally placid temperament. its so annoying and exhausting to have to be constantly monitoring myself to make sure my behavior stays within the overton window of tolerably caustic. if you were born with a good personality instead of a bad one take a moment to be grateful for that

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

second hand sellers are always doing this shit "grandpas trapped soul adds $30 to the price" if i needed a trapped soul id trap it myself.