send eyes

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

Sila Sehrazat Yücel

drinking blood isn't even that bad really. they can make more

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask