send eyes

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

Sila Sehrazat Yücel

drinking blood isn't even that bad really. they can make more

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think