send eyes

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

I try not to meme on people I don't know, but sometimes they're just straight handing you setups. I once saw a theatre kid accuse another theatre kid's interest in theatre of being performative.

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.

Encounter area: Modernist brutalist concrete open-face dungeon labyrinth

Confession: this is not making me any fonder of Brutalist architecture

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

Nooo never kill yourself baby. Star Trek enters the public domain in 2062.

One year before the Vulcans arrive?

Well yeah, otherwise they'd be under copyright

Imagine First Contact where the Vulcans land and an IP lawyer immediately shows up to inform them that Amazon-Disney-Paramount-HBOMax (which will be all one company by then) owns their culture and language and they owe a bazillion dollars in fines.

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

this could work. we never tried it

take off your genitals... you won't need them for the kind of sex we'll be having...