Just an adult kid trying to figure out life

Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

I love objectifying and sexualizing myself but I do not love being objectified and sexualized by other people except for ones where I've specifically encouraged it.

I get to be as slutty as I want and no one gets to assume it's an invitation unless it is.

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

dude

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

When you run out of your activia