*carps your diem*

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

8 pages you say

i like how apples are like. the default object

we as a society have got it totally backwards on what should get a perforated tear line and what should not 🤨

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]