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creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

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unstablecryptid

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

charactersmashorpass-2

"I'm curious to see who does better. The character you control, or the unseen narrator."

smash or pass: the narrator (the stanley parable)

smash

pass

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destielgaysex

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

iwrotemrtambourineman

will the last person leaving SEATTLE - Turn out the lights.

fairycosmos

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

fairycosmos

right so apparently its also weird if you do the correct micro facial expressions but then dont talk

wetdirtguy

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

oysters-aint-for-me

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

#🫖🅰️🍰🏠🎉#the teapot is there because it was a misclick #the ‘a’ was because I was reacting to surskit’s voice in the pokemon anime #and the house is there for obvious reasons #but I don’t remember the other two

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mclennonyaoi

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

lesbianlyonelb

I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more

realest-slenderman

8 pages you say

dragongirlsweetie

i like how apples are like. the default object

pmamtraveller

By Kelly Pringle

apolladay

Which of these sounds worse to you:

You’re drunk to the point of feeling nauseated, is it worse to have to

1 - walk home 15 minutes with friends helping you out and stopping as often as you need (if at all)

2 - have a friend drive you home 15 minutes with another friend helping you and they stop the car as often as you need (if at all)

If you’ve never been drunk feel free to answer based on which you think is worse to deal with while nauseated

Which is worse?

Walking home w help while drunk & nauseated

Being driven home w help while drunk & nauseated

Just dunno or have a nuanced answer

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I get the feeling most people would prefer being driven but I get so nauseated in the car even when sober and feeling well that being in the car while even a little tipsy feels so horrible to me. Curious how many people are in the same boat

#if we’re comparing the same length of time walking is better #you have fresh air and you don’t need to worry about vomiting in someone’s car #however I do enjoy being in cars when drunk and not horribly nauseated. it’s like a ride

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rowan-e-ravenwood

new top contender

moogmatriarch

we as a society have got it totally backwards on what should get a perforated tear line and what should not 🤨

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