*carps your diem*

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Blue & Yellow Paint

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

i love opening my cd player while it’s playing and watching the cd spin 😊😊😊 aww 😊😊😊 so cute!!!!

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world