Far too tired to fall asleep

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

I do like to think that if ryland grace ever transitioned he would just. Switch first and last names. That's grace ryland now.

This also applies if you headcanon him as transmasc. He strikes me as someone who got gender euphoria from seeing his name cited as "Ryland, Grace" in an academic context and decided to go by it full-time.

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

#mambo number 0.0000000000005

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

specifically, “uwu” is being added to the international english scrabble dictionary, which is apparently a big deal because uuw is a terrible tile combination otherwise

it’s so very, very mean that the moment Noelle finally gathered the courage to stand up to Carol also happened to be the moment Carol was calling her to tell her that Rudy collapsed. Noelle had no way of knowing that, of course, but we all know that’s not going to stop her from absolutely hating herself for hanging up

@mvrphys-art

seychelles carrying the whole thing

a lot of the other things we use every day that are bad for the environment, e.g. cars and plastic, are things people wind up needing to use because their infrastructure has already been built around them. LLMs aren't like that, because the ai companies are still in the process of trying to reshape that infrastructure by building data centers and shoving ai assistants into every product. And i think the more we lean into using generative AI the more we allow them to do so.

guy who starts sympathy spinning whenever he uses his microwave

he beeps as well