i'm like 12% sure

The word gets disrespected and turned into a joke, but it truly is essential that you are woke. Racism, and particularly antiblackness, is so pervasive and deeply embedded into everything that indeed. To downplay it at all is to be so unaware of reality, you might as well be in a coma.

PHRASES ADDED TO INVENTORY!

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.

you could post just the word “bush” (kate? george w? hw? vegetation? pubic hair?) and someone will reply “well i shave because of sensory issues” regardless

who up dinking they oiter

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

what about the other cat?

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