"I heard your voice, so I came."

“oh i have a stanley cup” and when did you play professional men’s hockey

girl i can be your neopet

oh shit i forgot to feed you for 13 years

it’s ok

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

really sucks that things don't get done unless you do them

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

“draw what makes you happy” well sir i hope you’re ready for 10+ posts in a row of the same two characters and the same two characters only

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

I’ve never seen the long version of this video before

mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—

1 800 R U SLAPPIN

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

#DO NOT CITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH#I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

‪this girl took me out to eat and bought me pink roses, rose quartz crystals, and a bunch of pink candles.....literally all my favorite things..........I wish I could marry her but that girl is me and sadly I cannot do that ‬