i made a carrd with my links just in case the rumors about tumblr circling the drain turn out to be more than us running around screaming about how the sky is falling again
not that i have a lot of other places i'm active but y'know, just in case
The Bowery Presents
Claire Keane
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

roma★
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cherry valley forever
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie
sheepfilms

shark vs the universe

ellievsbear

Product Placement
taylor price

blake kathryn
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d e v o n
almost home

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i made a carrd with my links just in case the rumors about tumblr circling the drain turn out to be more than us running around screaming about how the sky is falling again
not that i have a lot of other places i'm active but y'know, just in case

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actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances
my current tomodachis
starting at the front row, going left to right:
me, Homer (The Simpsons), Yoko (Gurren Lagann), Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants), Laimu (vtuber), Zangief (Street Fighter), Sting (retired pro wrestler), Roll (Megaman), Megaman (Megaman);
Black Mage (Final Fantasy), Misty (Pokemon), Nester (from the old Nintendo Power comics), Ray (Achewood), Roast Beef (Achewood), Chun Li (Street Fighter), Fio (Metal Slug), Curly Brace (Cave Story);
White Mage (Final Fantasy), Callie (Splatoon), Marie (Splatoon), Charlie Brown (Peanuts), Red Mage (Final Fantasy), Fighter (Final Fantasy), Mr Sausage (Ordinary Sausage on youtube)
a lot of my island's ladies are here because they're the first female character who came to mind when i realized my island was getting to be a sausage fest. there's a joke about the Ordinary Sausage guy being here in there somewhere but i'm too lazy to make it
>rent's getting raised >start doing doordash to make a few extra bucks >my car immediately shits the bed with the lights on
of course. why did i ever think the universe would just sit back and let me do anything to offset something bad happening
update: they think a fucking squirrel got under my car and shredded a lot of wiring trying to make a nest. they want 1400 american dollars to fix it and the parts won't be here until friday
fuck life
>rent's getting raised >start doing doordash to make a few extra bucks >my car immediately shits the bed with the lights on
of course. why did i ever think the universe would just sit back and let me do anything to offset something bad happening

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imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
I am shocked, shocked that "world's lamest man" Elon Musk's AI would fuck up a translation in this extremely specific manner
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)

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me: "hey could you maybe get someone to see what's up with the drainage situation so my apartment doesn't flood every time we get anything harder than a gentle drizzle"
my landlord: "best i can do is raise your rent another 50/month"
can't we just skip to october so the heat fucks off and i can wear a shirt in my own apartment without feeling like i'm standing inside an oven again
Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, who suggested that EMTs should receive special commendations for arriving at the four-term Republican senator’s house long after they could have successfully delivered life-saving care.
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it's monday afternoon and i'm queued for Windurst as a healer and the average wait time is *more than 30 minutes*, this is after sitting in the queue as a tank for like half an hour and not getting in
what the fuck is going on with duty finder today
"why are democratic politicians posting condolences for Lindsey Graham?" because real life isn't twitter and they're not going to say something like "lol rest in piss you spineless closet case" and have ten million fence-sitting morons thinking "well THAT'S not very professional" while making a mental note to vote straight-ticket republican just so you can give a half-smirk and a single "heh." before going back to loudly proclaiming the democrats are just as bad and you refuse to vote for them

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i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them
not the one I was hoping for but I'll take it