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i made a carrd with my links just in case the rumors about tumblr circling the drain turn out to be more than us running around screaming about how the sky is falling again
not that i have a lot of other places i'm active but y'know, just in case
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>rent's getting raised >start doing doordash to make a few extra bucks >my car immediately shits the bed with the lights on
of course. why did i ever think the universe would just sit back and let me do anything to offset something bad happening
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
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Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
I am shocked, shocked that "world's lamest man" Elon Musk's AI would fuck up a translation in this extremely specific manner
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)
me: "hey could you maybe get someone to see what's up with the drainage situation so my apartment doesn't flood every time we get anything harder than a gentle drizzle"
my landlord: "best i can do is raise your rent another 50/month"
can't we just skip to october so the heat fucks off and i can wear a shirt in my own apartment without feeling like i'm standing inside an oven again
Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, who suggested that EMTs should receive special commendations for arriving at the four-term Republican senator’s house long after they could have successfully delivered life-saving care.
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it's monday afternoon and i'm queued for Windurst as a healer and the average wait time is *more than 30 minutes*, this is after sitting in the queue as a tank for like half an hour and not getting in
what the fuck is going on with duty finder today
"why are democratic politicians posting condolences for Lindsey Graham?" because real life isn't twitter and they're not going to say something like "lol rest in piss you spineless closet case" and have ten million fence-sitting morons thinking "well THAT'S not very professional" while making a mental note to vote straight-ticket republican just so you can give a half-smirk and a single "heh." before going back to loudly proclaiming the democrats are just as bad and you refuse to vote for them
i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them
not the one I was hoping for but I'll take it
if Marvel Rivals patch notes were honest
new hero added (choose one of the following):
- Pretty Lady Who Throws Energy, she will be completely indistinguishable in the middle of a fight if she's wearing anything other than her default skin and even then you'll still mistake her for Dagger or Invisible Woman half the time (strategist), or
- We Didn't Playtest This Character AT ALL (vanguard or duelist), or
- Character Whose Power Set Is Not Even Slightly Conducive To Healing (strategist)
new map added: you will never ever see it if you're not a streamer playing this game 8+ hours a day, have fun on Klyntar or Shin-Shibuya jerkwads!
six new team-ups added for Jeff the Land Shark
new season pass rewards! complete challenges and earn points toward unlocking prizes like a new costume for Luna Snow, a new emote for Luna Snow, and three new sprays for Luna Snow! purchase the premium pass to immediately unlock an exclusive costume for Jeff the Land Shark
new event started! play and earn rewards, and purchase the premium unlock to remove the time limit and immediately unlock an exclusive costume for Luna Snow
twelve new costumes in the store for Luna Snow
we've been hearing your feedback regarding Black Widow and how nobody picks her because her kit is complete dogshit, Rivals, and you'll be pleased to know that we're rolling out changes! specifically we made her ass 12% bigger
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so is McConnell dead or what
begging people trying to call out abusers in their community to stop delegitimizing their story by dedicating entire chapters in their documentation to shit like "draws feral porn" or "kins a hazbin"
every word in your document could be 100% true but if your examples meant to highlight their behavior include anything that isn't directly relevant to how they have actually hurt or expressed a desire to hurt people and is instead just there to serve as additional gawking material to paint them as a gross degenerate like some kind of kiwifarms thread then i'm going to assume you're also a dangerous person who just happened to be victimized because you serve as the common denominator for the nasty company you keep and block the shit out of every single person involved. love and light.
