twisted freaking cycle path

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…

I hope the next pope is a gyaru

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

im glad everyone agrees that this is fun. do this with your friends now !!!

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands