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I was on acid the first time I read this chapter and the stress stayed in my body for 3 days

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming