omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

I Saw The Money Grow

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

I've got to find myself more macrophage

Now Hiring: macrophages

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans