Just a common lobster

Ok why did noone tell me that book shrek judt absolutely FUCKS

Excuse me but it’s a fucking CRIME that nobody brought this to my attention

do you have a link to the images cause they’re a little small and compressed

Here’s the tweet I got it from

H O W L I N G

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water tribble

water tribble

desert tribble

dessert tribble

dessert tribble

hot tribble

hot tribble

cold tribble

cold tribble

dirt tribble

dirt tribble

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

This is gonna be really offensive is another plague ever starts.

-September 3, 2016

This is like a naïve archeologist opening up a cursed tomb. Return the slab or suffer the homestuck's curse

This hits different in 2020

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE