i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

Karl Marx

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

finally some accuracy on this post

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

Fuck the Police

Rember you can chsnge the local laws to allow these vendors to legally seek thier food

VOTE AND CHANGE THESE LAWS

There is no such thing as wrong timing when its time for walking fish.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet