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Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys
Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.

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friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so
Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)
Yes, always
Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money
No, never
I don’t buy things for my friends.
bald button
For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?
taught my coworkers the good ol youtube link to mp3 download trick
I forgot I was using my personal chrome acc on the work computer because my work one wasn't cooperating with a site and I opened youtube and had to quickly log it out before my coworker turned the corner to see this thumbnail on my screen
taught my coworkers the good ol youtube link to mp3 download trick
2026 is the year of trapping a guy in a place

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Do you have any plans for the summer?
yes
no
nuance
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Trans related meme I found on Pinterest
I think he’s threatening me
Did you work during any of the Covid lockdowns?
yes outside the home
yes but from home
yes to both of the above
no but I wasn't/couldn't/didn't work anyway
no Covid stopped my job at some point
nuance/other/results
welcoma to my kingdomn

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Sometimes ur fat bc u were born that way. Ur parents are fat, ur cousins are fat, u always have been fat.
And sometimes, you become fat. Something happened (puberty, change in diet, change in ability, anything) and someone who was once skinny is now fat. This doesnt make you a failure. It just means ur fat now. Its okay. You didnt do something wrong.
No matter how you are fat, its okay to be fat
guy in the elevator with us just announced that a river appeared in the desert somewhere for the first time in 2000 years, and the prophecy is complete. another dude (did not arrive with the first guy) nodded affirmatively and said everything is in its right place
the influx of food emojis i got reminds me of this one anon who told me that the urn emoji used to be misclassified in the food section
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

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Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right
hello / goodbye