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Hi this is a pinned post to save room in my bio for funny phrases. Before that tho you should look at these guys

Wow that's neat. That's awesome. This is the coolest thing ever.

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The Clingening Approaches

#TOMORROW... 15 YEARS OF 15 YEARS OF CLINGING TOMORROW.......#CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??? I CANT???? 15 YEARS........

moffpup

i am your naked 30yo mutual and that counts for something

#remind me to strip in 2 years so I can also be your naked 30yo mutual

vy2gumi

Was talking w my boss bout how I know I need to change my computer to the new one IT sent us all but im worried w how slow our IT is what if I switch it and nothing transfers over and we're unable to get our insurance stuff done and he was like yeah hold off until we're sure... and then my computer died right there in front of us

vy2gumi

30% and it's been an hour and a half.......................

#uh oh #guess no more work for me #I'm going to get 100 phone calls I can't help with I can feel it #Friday afternoons are old folks favorite times to call on policies #AND MT COMPUTER DONT WORRRRRKK WHAT DO I DOOOOOO #I CANT ASK SOMEONE ELSE IM THE ONLY INSURANCE PERSONNNNNNN

Was talking w my boss bout how I know I need to change my computer to the new one IT sent us all but im worried w how slow our IT is what if I switch it and nothing transfers over and we're unable to get our insurance stuff done and he was like yeah hold off until we're sure... and then my computer died right there in front of us

#it's been restarting for 20 minutes and it's only 10% done 😬#ig that's my sign to do it JDDJDJSJDJDJDJSJDJDJ #ITS WORKED FINE IT JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO UPGRADE SO I HELD OFF BC IT WAS FINE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK

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dealing with my first service for a kid :(

#sword.work #he's only 16 :( he passed at the beginning of the month it's a really sad situation :(#his poor parents have been so sweet mom will talk to us forever and ever when we call her bc she just wants someone to talk to #bc the dad is understandably shutting down about it. it's just really sad #it's a really upsetting situation bc if this damn county would try to do anything right by the kids this could've been prevented #his body was released from crime lab so we got him cleaned up and ready for his parents to finally see him #it's so jarring to see a kid in our prep room. he's just a baby :(#I have a feeeling this is gonna be my first cry at work event

vy2gumi

Just thought about it I should probably start tagging some of my posts when I talk about job stuff bc of the whole. Funeral home thang

vy2gumi

It took me a month but I thought of one

vy2gumi

Thought about it and felt that tag wasn't very appropriate for when I discuss more serious cases so I swapped it again

#sword.work #<- it's that one now!#I was starting to talk about one that's very sad and was like. 'funnyral' isn't very good bc this isn't funny at all :(#figured I'd keep the 'sword.' thing I had w my other irl stuff like my pics and whatnot

yesornopolls

Have you been to the circus this year

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#only the amazing digital one

freshcuntgrass

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

ozth

#mynoun my beloved

"I wonder if I can use my mini leaf blower to blow the fur out from beneath the couch" my mom asked, 10 seconds before covering the entire kitchen in corgi hair

#was a good idea at the time ma 🫡#her idea was it would like. if she held it in front of the couch it would push it out behind the couch and she could sweep it up #she forgot how powerful the blower is. and we look up and there's a rain of corgi hair flying from the living room and all over the kitchen #bear watching us and smiling like this isn't his fault bc he blinks and his entire body's worth of hair falls of #what do they put in corgis that make them SHED SO MUCH. DUDEEEEE

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My chew toy is finally on its way

#I ordered it so quick and still managed to get stuck in second wave of shipping after seeing others get theirs >:(>:(>:( I been begging for #this to finally drop and still had to wait longer GIVE ME MY TENNA FIGURE FANGAMER SO CRUEL TO ME

qrgirl-deactivated20220303

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

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skluug

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

togglesbloggle

When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent. The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though. Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically. And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little. So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

#cosmonaut sounds so much cooler and is also the name of a good vy1 and maika song

aliosne

#replaying fe3h and seeing Sylvain slip up and reveal how broken and angry he is 🫵 CAUGHT YOU SLIPPING SYLVIE G LETS TALK ABOUT ITTTTTTT

layton-heritage-posts

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layton-heritage-posts

ABSOLUTELY CATACLYSMIC WRONG BLOG MOMENT. WORST MOMENT OF MY CAREER.

#this is the professor layton equivalent of the senior friends dog account accident

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How likely is your girl blorbo to become a catgirl?

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#gumi can does anything

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krismatic

Tag this with (if you had one) the colour(s) of your DS/DSi/3DS

#I had the blue ds and the purple galaxy 3ds!!!

krownjester

guys theres a bug with my undertale..

#I just watched this on yt and had to rush here to see if it was posted here too IT'S SO GOOD??????????:):$:&:&3&::&&;&;3&:&;&;&;&:#the dialogue is perfect the designs r good and I love the creativity put into giving them alternate names for a UT au WAHHHHHH #deltarune #undertale #I love tv

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