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working at garreg mach must be so funny seeing Rhea assign Byleth the most random things knowing full well they've never had an ounce of experience with it. this kid doesn't even know who the goddess is

#little do they know the goddess is also there. and the goddess doesn't know who the goddess is #mercenery with no formal education? let's make that thang a teacher #no concept of the religion this country and this church runs on? well we trust em with everything regarding this church's missions #yeah ur in charge of teenagers and young adults. what you're only 20ish yourself and have no leadership skills bc you follow what your dad #tells you? eh it'll be ok go on buddy don't get our nobles killed #hey there's a dance coming up. yeah you gotta pick a dancer and help em. wdym you have only done merc work and know no rhythmic activities #hey we are all going to tell you our sad backstories. you have never felt an emotion in your entire life until recently. you're a great #listener thanks so much 👍#LIKE OBV ITS ALL RHEA CHOICES BC SHE'S TRYING TO POKE THE SOTHIS OUTTA US but for ppl outside of that like Seteth and the other staff it #be SO BIZARRE to see it all play out #no one's more baffled at all of this than byleth themself. they're bulshitting their way through this to the end and somehow it keeps #working out god bless. Seteth is like what's ur lesson plan and Byleth is like 'I thought about swords so I'm gonna talk about swords'#'you're supposed to talk about history this block' 'i know a guy who made a sword out of cat hair. I'm telling his-story' 'you infuriate me'

See how can you not pick flayn as your dancer it's the only time Byleth smiles at a prompt like this they make their 😐 face at everyone else for it it's so cute flayn most loved person in the world everyone love flayn forever everyone love and appreciate fish girl

#flayn my absolute beloved. wonderful fish girl. girl of all time. number one fish fan.#seteth: YOU MADE FLAYN THE DANCER ???? I'LL KILL YOU?????#byleth: my sister in fish asked me very politely :)#Ambz plays fe #ambz revisits dragon church

Now Dimitri I know you're not having a good time lately but this is about to be a horrible month for Byleth so give him something to smile about before his unbeating heart is ripped out in a few weeks will ya buddy <3

#CMONNNNNN DIMIMI DO A LIL DANCEY DANCE FOR US CMONNNNNNNNNNNN #juuuuuust kidding I saved right before I'm pickin someone else I just love pickin on Dimitri during this chapter bc he's funny #Dimitri two seconds ago: monsters.... we must destroy all of them......... I'm gonna eat their flesh in front of them.....#Dimitri remembering there's a dance and he might be picked: nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo professor nnnooooooooooooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#ambz plays fe #ambz revisits dragon church

white heron cup the funniest part of fe3h just bc of dimitri alone

#CURSE YOU PROFESSOR >:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(#obv I have to pick flayn bc why would Byleth specifically smile when the choice prompt for her comes up #they're :| for everyone else but flayn they :) bc flayn is delightful and we all love her #ambz plays fe #ambz revisits dragon church

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Which could mean nothing

#fuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck dude fuuuuuuuuuck #ambz plays fe #Ambz revisits dragon church

daco-showman

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

transhuman-priestess

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

fuckblast

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

transhuman-priestess

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

onlytiktoks

shinyhappygoth

Time to FROLIC!

bobomcfoe-art

Videos i like so much i painted them

#unrestrained summer fun

1892

my favorite thing ab this is “that’s a flute.” b/c it isn’t

#mr yachty.............. it's a clarinet mr yachty.........................#I need to listen to more of his music but every time I have heard words from this man or seen him in something he is so funny

6mayhem

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

#but how will we spend the night you ask ? hi let me introduce myself. I'm miss gambling addict 🤝

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the-quasar-hero

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

#and then you can get them to accept themselves and now they can summon a sick persona

basil-lemonade

went to the vet and the vet tech took one look at my dog and was like, i can tell by his face he's really dumb. i couldn't even defend his honor bc its entirely true. he loved her immediately and started trying to lick his way through the door when she left.

#PIBBLEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭 bless him :') he is soooo smart i believe in him he can do it he can lick through the door

Kawkaw was made just for me bc both its noises are nearly identical to vocal stims I've already had for years and now it's going to get worse

#like I am not exaggerating here they're almost exactly like mine jfdjdjdjjf #tho instead of 'nyon!' it's 'weh!' but same intonation #I will hit the uelueluelue at any given second. I'm hitting it right now.

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

#I blame everything on the dog attack regardless of its relevancy to it

birdplushie

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

#every blorbo deserves her own personal deltarune weird route

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