Rattle them bones

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

Reblog to save a writer’s life.

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

the floor? you mean, my slug storage space?

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

norp

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja