I Hope We're Still Friends After I Taser You

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

happy pride month to this post specifically

"you're so chill" thanks i gave up

no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.