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pitbolshevik

why is this kink tumblr post the funniest thing I've seen tonight

librarycards

pitbolshevik

what the fuck is dune about

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homunculus-argument

This counts as vent art.

one-time-i-dreamt

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

one-time-i-dreamt

penrosesun

weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

random-chaos-thoughts

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

6qubed

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

swimmingblue

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

ladyartemisia28

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

aethersea

Thing wins the case

amultitudeofyellowrodents

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

beardedmrbean

Tumblr does one thing better than any other site on the internet, and that's collaborative fan fiction.

josilverdragon

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

badjokesbyjeff

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

mckenzie-t-canis-lupus

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

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thememedaddy

hymnism

luxuki-1

This was a deleted scene in the crossover episode (trust)

forgetful-nerd

It took me forever to dig this out of my camera roll

fuckhugeoctopus

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

theunsubtleknife

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

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i-am-bic

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

ccczzzxzxzxzzzxxzxxzcczz-deacti

i want to perceive the world through the same lens as this guy.

oxfrnk

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

the-last-d-boy

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

wind-at-your-back

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

ozempicofficial

boymounter

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

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