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taught myself how to do one (1) excel function and now i understand what hubris is. the gods themselves could not stop me

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@gummyaxolotyl look what just came up in my dash
Taking a 5-second break from the Bagginshield angst to bring you this meme I created after an all-nighter, enjoy.
Love love love how Persuasion opens with Elizabeth saying no one will want Anne in Bath and then in Bath Anne's dodging admiring glances and engagement rumors left and right like Neo with the bullets. Jane Austen was cackling over her inkpots, I just know it.
"I asked chatgpt - " yeah well I asked the Lorax and he said that on behalf of the trees, you can fuck off

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ao3 needs its own translation of the book of mormon send tweet
okay but Orson Scott Card wrote a 1st and 2nd Nephi sci fi AU back in like the 80s and that was... ahem... an experience like no other.
anything for my son and daughter Faramir and Éowyn 🥲💞
I learnt to spin in the rural Andes of Peru. I was five years old and already alarmingly behind the curve. [...] It took me over three years to become an adequate spinner. The year I was eight, my spinning was considered acceptable in quality by Andean standards (if slowly produced). Andean weavers require one type of yarn, fine and strong and smooth - and they are exacting judges, so this was no small feat. By this age, most girls in my peer group were spinning yarn for the family's weaving supply. Others had shown particular gifts for spinning and produced yarns for some of the town's finest weavers. The rest of us, the merely adequate young spinners, regarded these girls with mild awe. Although it might sound like we'd spent our childhoods being sternly schooled in how to spin (and we had), our textile activities were our primary social outlet. We went out in the Inca ruins to pasture sheep, taking our spinning and weaving with us. We raced up and down hills and terraces, played tag, and gossiped. Spinning was one more game, even though we knew it was an important life skill. Those girls who were fast, perfect spinners at that age were like the girls who could sing or dance or run the fastest, only spinning was more important than that. And we were competitive: we challenged each other to improve, constantly. By this time we were fearless with our spindles, which were never out of our hands unless we were weaving or eating. We spun while running, jumping, chasing sheep. We would pass spindles to each other while walking, talking, and spinning on them; we spun off the sides of Inca terraces, hearts pounding while the other girls watched, joking, chattering, saying, "You can't do it! It's going to break! You'll be chasing that spindle all the way down the hill!" The really good spinners never had to chase their spindles. As for me, it was a good thing I was one of the faster kids, because I chased my spindle a lot. With these games and challenges and the strict standards of our elders, even the completely average spinners among us became capable of production spinning. It was simply part of our lifestyle, as commonplace and essential as tying shoes or talking on the phone are in the industrialized world.
Abby Franquemont, Respect the Spindle
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
Jokes on them; half the time when ships become canon they lose something or become actively terrible (probably because of how the corporations do it)
"May your ship become canon" is the new "may you live in interesting times"
all’s fair in love and war
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ive said this before but it was on my old blog so I'm saying it again
dehumanizing abusers is not effective at doing anything other than make people think they're ontologically incapable of violence
it's also creating a class of people who you can abuse while telling yourself that you're Good and Moral and Not an Abuser.
if you dehumanize the caught abusers then the uncaught abusers will use their humanity as proof of innocence
if you dehumanize the hypothetical abusers you create incentives for false accusations as a means of dehumanization whenever dehumanization is desired for other reasons
Humanized abusers are likely to stop abusing and get therapy. Removal of their humanity tends to reinforce all or nothing ideology. They either dig their heels in, or go full throttle into worse abuse. My little sib was a scapegoat child and they'd leaned into it cause they were gonna be blamed regardless.
This is a warning and a plea.
THIS and also!
If we make Abuser a permanent category that people can enter but never leave, we never have to look at the REASONS many people harm each other (trauma, addiction, mental illness, lack of guidance in early life, and so many others) because if someone causes harm it was just because they're An Abuser and a bad person and we don't need to look at ways to improve as a society and heal the sources of perpetuated harm.
is it 3 AM right now? Yes
do I have plans tomorrow that take up the whole day? Yes
did I take my melatonin pill? Yes, I did
should I be asleep? Yes
am i still up on AO3 reading Hayffie fluff? Also yes
will I regret this in a few hours? Probably
will I do it again? Most definetly
nooo! Go to sleep! Caffeine cannot save you from your own stupidity (saying to you what I should have told myself about a month ago when I was having trouble sleeping spending too much time on AO3)
Toph 👑
so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?
certainly not good parenting
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????
It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
oh thank god i found the unvandalized one
AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHH!!1!1!!!!1!!!!!
Oh my god, this is great.
What a thing to wake up to.

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When Drugs Became Available
Have you ever been writing some historical fiction and wondered "hey, I wonder if my characters would have been able to pop an ibuprofen in 1977?" Well, you're in luck, because this post is all about when common medications became available:
Acetaminophen: 1950
Albuterol: 1969 (UK) 1982 (US)
Allopurinol: 1966
Alprazolam: 1981
Amitriptyline: 1961
Amlodipine: 1990
Amoxicilin: 1972
Amphetamine/Dextroamphetamine (together as Adderall): 1996
Apixiban: 2012
Aripiprazole: 2002
Aspirin (first NSAID): 1899
Azidothymidine (first antiviral): 1987
Barbital (first barbiturate): 1903
Bupropion: 1985
Buspirone: 1986
Calcium Carbonate (TUMS): 1930
Captopril (first ACE inhibitor): 1981
Chlordiazepoxide (first benzodiazepine): 1960
Chlorothiazide (first thiazide diuretic): 1957
Chlorpromazine (first antipsychotic): 1952
Cyclobenzeprine: 1977
Diphenhydramine: 1946
Furosemide: 1959
Fluoxetine (first SSRI): 1988
Gabapentin: 1993
Glipizide: 1984
Hydrochlorothiazide: 1959
Ibuprofen: 1969 (UK) 1974 (US)
Insulin: 1923 (though many types of insulins would become available over the next century)
Imipramine (first tricyclic antidepressant): 1959
Iproniazid (first antidepressant (MAOI)): 1952
Levothyroxine: 1927 (though desiccated pork thyroid was used for the same reasons as early as 1890)
Lisinopril: 1987
Lithium: 1949
Losartan (first ARB): 1995
Lovastatin (first statin): 1987
Naproxen: 1976 (Rx) 1990 (OTC)
Nitrogen Mustard (first chemotherapy agent): early 1940's
Methotrexate: 1947
Methylphenidate: 1954
Metformin: 1957 (France) 1995 (US)
Metoprolol: 1978
Montelukast: 1998
Morphine: early 1800's
Omeprazole: 1989
Penicillin: 1945
Phenbezamine (first antihistamine): 1942
Prednisone: 1955
Propranolol (first beta blocker): 1965 (UK) 1967 (US)
Sertraline: 1990
Spironolactone: 1959
Sulfanilamide (first modern antibiotic): 1935
Tolbutamide (first oral anti-diabetic drug): 1956
Tramadol: 1977 (Germany) 1995 (US)
Trazodone: 1981
Valacyclovir: 1995
Verapamil (first calcium channel blocker): 1964
Warfarin: 1954
Zopiclone (first "Z-drug"): 1986
Someone asked for this list in date order, so here it is!
Morphine: early 1800's
Aspirin (first NSAID): 1899
Barbital (first barbiturate): 1903
Insulin: 1923 (though many types of insulins would become available over the next century)
Levothyroxine: 1927 (though desiccated pork thyroid was used for the same reasons as early as 1890)
Calcium Carbonate (TUMS): 1930
Sulfanilamide (first modern antibiotic): 1935
Nitrogen Mustard (first chemotherapy agent): early 1940's
Phenbezamine (first antihistamine): 1942
Penicillin: 1945
Diphenhydramine: 1946
Methotrexate: 1947
Lithium: 1949
Acetaminophen: 1950
Chlorpromazine (first antipsychotic): 1952
Iproniazid (first antidepressant (MAOI)): 1952
Methylphenidate: 1954
Warfarin: 1954
Prednisone: 1955
Tolbutamide (first oral anti-diabetic drug): 1956
Chlorothiazide (first thiazide diuretic): 1957
Metformin: 1957 (France) 1995 (US)
Furosemide: 1959
Hydrochlorothiazide: 1959
Spironolactone: 1959
Imipramine (first tricyclic antidepressant): 1959
Chlordiazepoxide (first benzodiazepine): 1960
Amitriptyline: 1961
Verapamil (first calcium channel blocker): 1964
Propranolol (first beta blocker): 1965 (UK) 1967 (US)
Allopurinol: 1966
Albuterol: 1969 (UK) 1982 (US)
Ibuprofen: 1969 (UK) 1974 (US)
Amoxicilin: 1972
Naproxen: 1976 (Rx) 1990 (OTC)
Cyclobenzeprine: 1977
Tramadol: 1977 (Germany) 1995 (US)
Metoprolol: 1978
Captopril (first ACE inhibitor): 1981
Trazodone: 1981
Alprazolam: 1981
Glipizide: 1984
Bupropion: 1985
Buspirone: 1986
Zopiclone (first "Z-drug"): 1986
Lovastatin (first statin): 1987
Azidothymidine (first antiviral): 1987
Lisinopril: 1987
Fluoxetine (first SSRI): 1988
Omeprazole: 1989
Amlodipine: 1990
Sertraline: 1990
Gabapentin: 1993
Losartan (first ARB): 1995
Valacyclovir: 1995
Amphetamine/Dextroamphetamine (together as Adderall): 1996
Montelukast: 1998
Aripiprazole: 2002
Apixiban: 2012
I already keep track of a lot of this stuff but hey, it's useful.
I already keep
track of a lot of this stuff
but hey, it’s useful.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
your mental illness is mean and it’s a liar. You are never as horrible as you think. People love you. You are worthy