Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

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"It's bad to spread false or misleading things online even if it's for a good cause or would nudge people towards taking actions or holding beliefs that I like" feels like it should not be a controversial position
The Blue Castle Bookclub – Chapter 38
I find Dr. Redfern very entertaining because he’s so different from all the other characters in the book.
He was rather dreadful and loud—and—and—dreadful. But there was something about him she liked.
He’s rich and has no taste and is utterly discordant with Valacy and Barney’s life in the woods, and has nothing in common with them personality-wise – but Valancy likes him because there’s no fakery in him interpersonally (despite his whole business being built on fakery). His emotions may not be deep but they’re real: he cares about his son, he likes Valancy, his behaviour is relaxed, and all this contrasts with Valancy’s rigid, repressed, artificial family. The sole point of connection is that he’s not a part of the conventional respectability that is the villain of the book.
Even with all of Valancy’s understandable hang-ups about self-worth, I find it unbelievable that learning that Barney spent $15,000 on her necklace doesn’t even budge her assumption that he doesn’t love her and is angry to learn she’s not terminally ill. That’s got to be hundreds of thousands, at least, or even over a million, in our day’s money (i.e. inflation-adjusted). Plus revealing his location after concealing it for six years! That’s not the kind of thing a man does for a woman he just feels sorry for and is happy to hang out with for a year.
A question for consideration: what would Dr. Redfern be if converted into the present day? It would need to be something where he’s very rich; not just his name but his image is familar to most people; and it’s not deeply wrong but is embarrassing. (I think fake patent medicines were very much unethical, but the book doesn’t care about them in that way.)
The problem is that the things I can think of – selling knockoff designer goods, or starring in a really common advertisements, or in popular but not respected movies (he’s Nick Cage lol) – are ones I’m not confident would make a person as rich as Dr. Redfern is depicted as being. “Respectability” isn’t as much a thing today as it was a hundred years ago. Billonaires who are household names and faces and whom it would be embarassing to be related to now are ones who are contributing to massive hunan rights violations, not ones (if there are any such billionaires) who are in industries that would just come across as ridiculous. Musk and Bezos and the lot are our Rockefellers and Carnegies, not our Redferns. So I’m stumped.
I would put Mr. Redfern in the exact same industry. Now they're called supplements rather than patent medicines but its still a viable option.
I another saying all supplements are quackery but I could definately see
A man with a fake medical degree leaning on his phony credibility to sell medicines, supplements and hair care products
Him making a fortune off things that are a household name and beloved by the older generation
His son being roasted at fancy private schools by the sons of CEOs and old money because his dad sells the stuff. Like seriously they would print pages from Mr. Redfern's website (which is badly in need of a graphic designer) and tape them to his car or something
time to post my favorite far side comic of all time
do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now
You just gotta unclog the pipe. Are you dumb now? No. The water was sitting stagnant because you were busy doing other things (100% fine btw). If any 'dumb' got in the water then it will quickly leave once you let the water start flowing again. Go get all the stupid out into a doc that doesn't matter. Even several of them. It might take a good while, especially if you're returning to writing after years or after a period of intense burnout, or both (waves). But you're just rusty, and letting that stop you will only ensure you stay stuck! Go forth and write some nonsense!
this applies to art as well btw

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waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.
And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!
Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.
also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.
the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe
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I don't know how to articulate this well, but I really fucking hate the way a lot of thin writers write fat characters. Like how men write women "breasting boobily" there is something so dehumanizing about how fat characters are often written. "He waddled", "he lumbered", the writer of the book I'm reading always mentions this characters "fleshy hand" when he does something with his hand. Like, we already know that he's fat. There is no need to describe everything he does as "doing it fatly".
*fishes this absolute treasure from the tags*
The Infelicitous Courtship of Miss Olive Stirling and Mr. Bernard Redfern
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: F/M
Fandom: Blue Castle - L. M. Montgomery
Relationships: Barney Snaith/Olive Stirling; Barney Snaith/Valancy Stirling
Characters: Barney Snaith; Valancy Stirling; Olive Stirling; Dr. Redfern (Blue Castle)
Additional Tags: please do not think too hard about timelines; Lucy Maud didn't bother so I shan't either
Chapters: 3/4
Summary: Really, Valancy owed it all to Will Desmond. Had he lived, Olive would have married him at 19, clad in satin and lace, in a church festooned with white roses. Valancy would have watched from the pews, wearing her drab brown silk, seated between her mother and Cousin Stickles, secretly seething at the whole affair. There would have been no cause for Olive to go to Montreal or for Augusta Green to share her unfiltered opinions at an inopportune moment, and Valancy would have been stuck at home, clad in brown silk, between her mother and Cousin Stickles for the rest of her life. Olive Stirling meets Bernard Redfern. The rest, as they say, is history.
Chapter 3: Disaster strikes
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
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👆 me

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This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.
"I'm so sick of sports movies that follow the conventions that make it a sports movie!" says Ino Bettranyone, the director and producer of an upcoming film about your favorite historical baseball player.
"I mean, what's with those helmets that batters wear? It's so unfashionable. Those have got to go. And those pants are so restrictive. I'm going to show that the protagonist is a rebel and an independent thinker by having them wear cut-off jeans and run to third base instead of going to first. They'll also have waist-length free-flowing hair that they never tie up when the run."
"What? No, of course I didn't read up anything about sports history or the rules of baseball."
(Yes, this is satire about how the makers of period dramas sometime completely dismiss the social constraints and conventions of that era that make period dramas interesting, and you know, true to the time period.)
Thinking about the "the beams of our house are cedar and the rafters fir," and what I love about that line. I tend to read Barney as a bit less in love here; I think he likes Valancy very much, and is grateful to her for how she treated Cissy, but he wouldn't necessarily have proposed marriage to her if she hadn't asked him first.
But the talk on the trip back to the island shows that he's willing to go all-in for her; he's not just "being a brother," as she said. He's welcoming her into his life and home completely, and, having agreed to marry her, he's committing. I think it works as a nudge to the reader, but it's also a character moment for Barney; it tells us that he's taking Valancy's love for him seriously.
For new readers who weren’t raised as churchy as I was (good for you btw!) “the beams of our house are cedar and the rafters fir” is a line from Song of Solomon, a book in the Bible that is straight up porn. For real it’s just a very horny poem featuring graphic descriptions of oral sex and penetrative sex and a naked couple etc etc etc. It’s lowkey WILD for Barney to be quoting it here imo.
This is the Supernatural "I love you" meme but specific to announcing that another UK PM has resigned.
I can't find the artist for the life of me to give credit, which I'm sorry for. Maybe someone recognizes them? But this just caught my eye. Let's not be that little fella, let's have charity, understanding, patience, and endure all things.
Apparently, the artist is @robotatertot according to comments :P

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are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again
there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects