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honestly one of my favorite things about fanfic is when you can see the canon influences come out in really subtle ways. like a canon line thats mentioned once as a throwaway is suddenly the entire premise for a fic or it influences the characterization or something. its just so cool to see how people weave their ideas around a source material, especially if its not a detail i'd thought about before
Might be brainstorming that "Zuko accidentally kills Ozai during the Day of the Black Sun and is now Fire Lord" idea
I think the funniest part is like.
Obvs he's made up his mind on the war itself and that the Avatar's side is right. So all those Water Tribe warriors that were just captured? They're free to go. Actually can their leader stay for a minute to like. Have Fire Lord Zuko give an apology for Fucking Everything™ and explain that if he's in charge now he's surrendering the war?
So you have Hakoda looking at this child (what do you mean he's sixteen?!) and a second even younger child (Azula's only 14?!?!) who just lost a father but are having nuts reactions to it because apparently their father Fucking Sucked™ and had already disfigured the one years ago(when the boy was 13?!?!?!?!) and now forced him to kill in self-defense and threatened to do so to the younger one to force her to commit atrocities in his name?
Hakoda is like "Well guess I have two more kids now because what the FUCK"
Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.
Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.
“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
-- G. K. Chesterton
HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT!
It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it.
Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266
Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.
In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.
Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.
Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…
I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.
Reblogged him, bout time I got to reblog her.

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sea shanties masterpost
“one man cannot bring in the anchor. ten men cannot bring in the anchor. but together we can.”
making this because it’s useful for my specific brand of dramaturgy and i generally have a good deal of feelings about sea shanties. these are the result of far too much time searching around for shanties that are both authentic and have a tune that can be found on the internet. organized by theme.
these can all be done a capella, obviously, but if you want accompaniment, getting your hands on a concertina would be ideal.
General Shanties
Roll the Old Chariot Along (David Coffin)
Haul Away, Joe (The Eskies)
Rant and Roar (Howling Gael)
Haul Away the Bowline (The Exmouth Shantymen)
Departing
Away Rio (David Coffin)
Leave Her, Johnny (Coda)
The Rosabella (skip to 3:15) (Wareham Whalers)
Off to Sea Once More (The Black Irish Band)
Clear Away in the Morning (Great Bay Sailor)
South Australia (Johnny Collins)
Randy Dandy Oh (Johnny Collins)
Girls
With You, Fair Maid (skip to 14:30) (Before the Mast)
Spanish Ladies (unknown artist) (psa this one is in moby-dick!!)
Bully in the Alley (skip to 24:10) (Before the Mast)
London Julie (Three Sheets to the Wind)
Excursion Round the Bay (The Fables)
The Maid of Amsterdam (The Roaring Trowmen)
Storms
Round Cape Horn (Cyril Tawney)
Fish in the Sea (youtube user threelegsomen)
To Old Maui (skip to 9:28) (Before the Mast)
Drinking
The Boatman’s Cure (John Roberts)
Drunken Sailor (Irish Rovers)
Fifteen Men (unknown artist)
Newer/Environmentally Conscious
No More Fish, No More Fisherman (David Coffin)
The Last Leviathan (skip to 13:40) (Fisherman Friends) (bit of a stretch to call this a shanty per se but it’s really good and sad so)
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went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924
whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible
happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate
A CENTURY AGO
Who wants to see a moth that looks like a bit of wood?

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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark
"It's bad to spread false or misleading things online even if it's for a good cause or would nudge people towards taking actions or holding beliefs that I like" feels like it should not be a controversial position
The Blue Castle Bookclub – Chapter 38
I find Dr. Redfern very entertaining because he’s so different from all the other characters in the book.
He was rather dreadful and loud—and—and—dreadful. But there was something about him she liked.
He’s rich and has no taste and is utterly discordant with Valacy and Barney’s life in the woods, and has nothing in common with them personality-wise – but Valancy likes him because there’s no fakery in him interpersonally (despite his whole business being built on fakery). His emotions may not be deep but they’re real: he cares about his son, he likes Valancy, his behaviour is relaxed, and all this contrasts with Valancy’s rigid, repressed, artificial family. The sole point of connection is that he’s not a part of the conventional respectability that is the villain of the book.
Even with all of Valancy’s understandable hang-ups about self-worth, I find it unbelievable that learning that Barney spent $15,000 on her necklace doesn’t even budge her assumption that he doesn’t love her and is angry to learn she’s not terminally ill. That’s got to be hundreds of thousands, at least, or even over a million, in our day’s money (i.e. inflation-adjusted). Plus revealing his location after concealing it for six years! That’s not the kind of thing a man does for a woman he just feels sorry for and is happy to hang out with for a year.
A question for consideration: what would Dr. Redfern be if converted into the present day? It would need to be something where he’s very rich; not just his name but his image is familar to most people; and it’s not deeply wrong but is embarrassing. (I think fake patent medicines were very much unethical, but the book doesn’t care about them in that way.)
The problem is that the things I can think of – selling knockoff designer goods, or starring in a really common advertisements, or in popular but not respected movies (he’s Nick Cage lol) – are ones I’m not confident would make a person as rich as Dr. Redfern is depicted as being. “Respectability” isn’t as much a thing today as it was a hundred years ago. Billonaires who are household names and faces and whom it would be embarassing to be related to now are ones who are contributing to massive hunan rights violations, not ones (if there are any such billionaires) who are in industries that would just come across as ridiculous. Musk and Bezos and the lot are our Rockefellers and Carnegies, not our Redferns. So I’m stumped.
I would put Mr. Redfern in the exact same industry. Now they're called supplements rather than patent medicines but its still a viable option.
I another saying all supplements are quackery but I could definately see
A man with a fake medical degree leaning on his phony credibility to sell medicines, supplements and hair care products
Him making a fortune off things that are a household name and beloved by the older generation
His son being roasted at fancy private schools by the sons of CEOs and old money because his dad sells the stuff. Like seriously they would print pages from Mr. Redfern's website (which is badly in need of a graphic designer) and tape them to his car or something
time to post my favorite far side comic of all time
do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now
You just gotta unclog the pipe. Are you dumb now? No. The water was sitting stagnant because you were busy doing other things (100% fine btw). If any 'dumb' got in the water then it will quickly leave once you let the water start flowing again. Go get all the stupid out into a doc that doesn't matter. Even several of them. It might take a good while, especially if you're returning to writing after years or after a period of intense burnout, or both (waves). But you're just rusty, and letting that stop you will only ensure you stay stuck! Go forth and write some nonsense!
this applies to art as well btw

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waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.
And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!
Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.
also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.
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