the desert, and you, and me.

I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them

Ilya visibly on the verge of tears while a dead wife montage of Shane plays in his mind's eye (Shane is on the other end of the couch because he's mad at Ilya)

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal