the punch bowl

I'll never break a bottle of champagne against a ship before her first voyage and I'll never cut a ribbon with giant scissors for the grand opening of a building but by god when I buy a label maker the first label I print is going to be a label that says label maker and it is going on the label maker

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck