I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

not really!

I sow seeds of trust and friendship

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fuck. sorry puki there's nothing I can do

Went to the mandatory Communist Party Penis Inspection and the politburo said my balls are more dialectical than yours. And my penish more materialist too

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

Driving in Boston is so funny because the street names are so old they make no sense now! There’s no river on river street, no beach on beach street, no school on school street, no market on market street, no quarter on quarter street, no hope on hope street, no mercy on mercy street, and no escape on any street at all