inspiring: everyone in the reblogs and comments was injected with a neurotoxin

look upon my sons and despair

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

the ideal media diet for a child is books and music from at least fifty years ago so they are always out of touch with the references and allusions of their peer group

Not to vent but: fuck

The only thing I miss about Brands on tumblr are those shitass 4 frames gifs they used to make