this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

thinking about the time some terf dipshit on twitter said "you weirdos will be saying TREES are a social construct next" and I got nerdsniped and waded in like "trees ARE a social construct. there is no fundamental binary characteristic that separates trees from other plants" and well, I'll spare you the details but the conversation ended with the dipshit yelling "PALM TREES HAVE WOOD" which is hilarious because "wood" actually does have a pretty unambiguous, binary definition and palms in fact do not qualify

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

I apologize for calling your dog "mustard gravybait"