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i hate that im a real living human person and not an over sexualized character from critically acclaimed fighting game franchise doa with a cult following and thousands of terabytes of questionable 3d porn and a crazy ridiculous anime backstory and hair thats always perfect and one bajillion fabulous outfits

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”