I've been zoned out since 2014

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

nostalgia bait is much less effective when you have memory problems. "hey its that thing from your childhood, don't you love thing from your childhood?" i wouldnt know </3 i forgor.

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

Elliot Page also starred in Inception before transitioning, and from what I’ve heard is in The Odyssey for less than five minutes, so that’s a really weird example to use. Like, I don’t disagree with the overall point, but why is that the first example? Kind of feels more like criticizing Nolan for hiring a trans actor than actually being about men not able to write women.

Elliot Page is such a good example of how when trans men transition people automatically read privilege into their experiences—them specfically, in a way that singles them out among the sea of cis men they are surrounded with living their lives uncontroversially—when all evidence suggests they are actually experiencing the exact opposite of that. Elliot Page has gotten nothing but hate and scrutinity from the general public and the media and his career has taken some serious damage since coming out.

the thing about trans men is that they are, in fact, real people, and not simply walking metaphors whose real experiences of their actual lives can be bent in any direction one wants to illustrate how bad cis women have it.

Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.

they should invent a desire to be wanted that doesn't feel grotesque and perverse

just found out they did this and it's called having two beers

saw my buddy who's been a hat warrior since his early 20s without a hat for the first time because he had finally shaved that shit off

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

Someone really needs to remind Susie and Kris that polyamory also exists in the Light World. I think they forgor

the problem is the word "throuple" was introduced to them by Rouxls Kaard and I'm pretty sure they try like hell suppress their memories of Rouxls any time he's not actively on screen

Be accurate, Finn and Jake are seen once from a distance having an idle conversation or just making noises together for fun, Burpin Mike looks on and almost goes to join his old friends, but as a political spokesperson Starchy has him arguing that the Candy Kingdom needs to invest in itself rather than hiring outside heroes like Finn and Jake, and the guilt of publicly speaking against them makes him stay away from the chance to reconnect with them. The episode either ends either with Burpin Mike staring longingly out the window of hid high rise candy apartment, Finn and Jake's treehouse visible in the distance and his harrowed expression in the mirror as he burps once, or with him tearing off his fancy suit live on TV and saying "I don't. Want to do any of this junk anymore. I noticed it was jamming up my happy gland in a bad ways, so." Then shrugging and scampering off