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Listen to me: You deserve love AND the ps5

Me, holding the bag of veggie straws out of arms reach: Laddy, Dad said you could have more veggie straws to munch when you are all done with the ones you have. Eat the ones you have, please, and then you can have more yummy veggie straws for snack, ok?

My toddler, later that night on his tumblr account: Hoarding a precious resource and meting out scraps of it to those who are economically dependent on you isn't benevolence; It's a power play designed to stroke your ego and keep the less fortunate trapped within the system

*Grinds out cigarette beneath my boots* I'd block my own mother for a chicken sandwich

Me ten years ago: Man, maybe it was a waste of my time to read twelve history books about World War II. I mean, come on...

Me now: God in Heaven I wish everybody else had read twelve history books about World War II

#politics

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Grassland Prairie girlfriend: Would you still love me if I was a berm?

yyyyyYYYYYYOOOOO you already Fuckin' KNOW

The Emperor's New AI

A single shelf wont actually increase your available storage space because it's weird to set something on the floor directly beneath a shelf. He's out of line but he's right. He being me as Helmut Zemo. As said by Sam Wilson aka falcon.

I'm a diehard Baby Luigi main in Mario Kart call that Formula l Racing

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Penn Jillette, more angry than he's ever been in his life: What if like our whole thing was that you never talk during our act lol

PSA based on my notifs lately:

If you just liked one of my most recent posts, and then you scroll through months and months of my blog and find yourself about to hit the like button again, please just... just take one moment of silence first, for all those brighteyed, young, innocent banger posts you just shut out in the cold

You should be able to bookmark your place in someone's blog for when you need a break from spam-liking but want to come back later

"C'mon man, you sure you want to die on this hill?"

This hill is only as tall as it is because I have died on it so many times and by god I'll do it again

My parent's generation: Your kids will call ME "Nim-Nums" and HIM "Peepoo"! We are NOT old enough to be "Grandma" and "Grandpa"!

Me: Lord haste the day when I can finally be called Gramps

#The Adventures of Nim-Nums and Peepoo

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Least obtuse connections puzzle:

You know what gang? I think we did it, I think we all finally shook our old email addresses! I'm so proud of us :)

Your friend,

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