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Don't follow me if this social media site is bad for your mental health.

brb logging out for the silksong dlc

I don't have a single musical bone in my body so why do I always seem to be the only one who realizes that when you're making a parody song your new lyrics need to match up with the old ones not just in terms of rhyme but also in terms of syllables or you just literally can't sing it

If you're a huge, hulking beast in hi kitty don't play no hey security to play with it  put that down here to play withm the shoes, the shoe

Making smoothies out of frozen fruit and yogurt might be the only real lifehack to ever exist

Celebrating my first Dad Sneeze like some women celebrate getting their period

Genuinely humiliating experience where I was having coffee with my friend Bill and I suddenly shot my hand out and clamped my fist shut and he was like holy crap did you just catch that fly out of thin air and I had to be like well at this particular moment the fact is that I did not but I'm begging you to believe that I have on numerous other occasions

The whole thing about robot-posting is crazy to me. Not at all in a kinkshaming way. But like... what do you mean you want to "trade in your weak and decaying flesh for the cold immortality of a machine" I've worked with a lot of machines pal, that shit rusty