Comic Sans V.2

in response to the crazy internet theories that i, spiderman, am secretly mayor zohran mamdani: ill never tell ;)

hes taller than you so no

by like an inch you asshole shut up

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

can everyone stop doing crimes in the fucking snow storm. i am not wearing anything under this outfit i am freezing my spiderdick off

wait how the fuck do you know who miles is

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you