pool boy at the vampire mansion

Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

The vampires are though

The vampires are absolutely real

this email could have been a cute girl going "letter for you, miss!" and then tripping over and showing panties as she left

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES

I love this website so much

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

@putting-swears-back-in-images

who give a fuck. fall out boy forever