FrozenPlot

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

@vy2gumi

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

I want to say unironically that this process of describing something to tumblr followers and then begging them to find it is a better search engine than the rest of the market right now. This was an act of desperation after increasingly frustrated searching and not even duckduckgo got me there but within 0.0001 second of posting on here--results immediately. the future of knowledge searching lies in direct crowdsourcing as we've all been enshittified back to "asking around"

it’s Jokes and Lies but we are all very serious about both

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

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